I Hate That This Joke Is Actually Clever

im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can’t believe there are really people out there like “i will block you if you spam likes” can you IMAGINE not knowing love? if you spam like MY blog, we’re instantly best friends. we’re old buddies. we’re childhood companions. we’ve known each other for 20 years. we’re inseparable 

Please never forget.

I’m bad with words, but try to hear me out.

Even though we as a country are going through such a great divide right now, let us never forget that this is still the United States of America, a country that once came together during the worst tragedy in our nation’s history.

Though we may have our differences, let today be a time of remembrance, of reflection, of coming together, United, to comfort each other, especially those who lost someone in this event.

We are United. We will never forget. Nothing can truly ever take that away from us.

Little paint brush’d zoruas! 🦊🎨

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

inspiration

Dog in armour.

mojang is evil for making us choose