I don't have to much to say. I don't post often, but I am active. They/Them and He/Him. I'm in my early 20s.
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now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!
I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele
Uploading the video too because I really need you all to take in that over-the-shoulder pause before Snorlax kills me on impact
I’m just saying if they ever wanted to do a movie with a bunch of other messed up Mew clones I would be down
We fist bump but we’re in full plate armor so our metal gauntlets sound like cymbals
🤜 🤛
trans shrimp trans shrimp trans shrimp
the toilets in this gamer cafe have this quote on the wall and a speaker absolutely blasting the tetris theme on repeat... cannot describe how hostile this atmosphere is
People on this website will really mock anti-vaxxers and flat earthers for ignoring scientists and getting their alternative facts from facebook, and then turn around and insist they know more history than historians and more archaeology than archaeologists because they read an unsourced tumblr post once
Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need it
trying to watch this video and that team flare pikachu is so fucking distracting. hes just standing there
the scientists: lets see how our single celled attempt at creating the human mind is going
the samples in the petri dish:
horses literally dont even say neigh they are like blelrrfhfhsiejeh someone is fucking lying...
Brooo I sent this picture to my coworker almost two months ago now and today they fucking texted me from a different number that’s ONE number off from the one in my contacts I just sent this pic to a complete stranger
I just want to give it a hug so bad
i am.. still reeling from this experience :/
pokemon trainer that shouts "get his ass" every time they order their pokemon to attack
okay was anyone gonnna tell me that this is how TMs look in FireRed/LeafGreen
can you imagine someone handing you a TM and you go “oh I know what to do with this!” and then smack it directly on your cat’s forehead
I love him so much
new monkey in animal crossing and i’ve actually never felt more alive
i dont get it why does mojang make you choose between cool updates ?? just add them both what does it hurt youre like a billion dollar company you own the most popular game in the world followed by tetris
mojang is evil for making us choose
sometimes I look online for videogame guides and it’s almost always useless specifically because of how much of a mess I am. they’re like “here’s 500 of our best tips, tricks, and secrets!” and I’m like yes that’s all well and good but I’m here because I forgot which button opens the map and the game won’t tell me again
kris we need to collect the time gears and seal the dark fountain on temporal tower