*A Few Days After Jace's First Visit To The North*

It's Women's History Month and it is almost Ides of March

You know what that means ladies:

*After Jace's Death*

Rhaenyra worried Cregan won't support her now

Rhaenyra, Sending a Raven to the North: Now that Jacaerys is dead, will you still stand by your oath?

Cregan, marching down South with his men: It's cute you think my oaths have faltered or that death can keep your son away from me

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

hot girls in your area who question the horrors' literacy skills

I love that my first reaction when ao3 goes down isn't 'Oh let's check the ao3 updates', it's 'Time to go see what's happening in the ao3 tag on Tumblr'

let durin & disa at sauron. they'd win, i know they would.

elrond as a dad is a concept people don't use enough frankly. just. elrohir and elladan and arwen following their ada around like ducklings. as they grow they keep doing it and it's not uncommon to see three adult elves just shadowing their father whenever they're not off causing chaos.

then arwen leaves and aragorn all but drops on elrond's lap and he picks up on it and now its elrohir, elladan and estel making a line after him. estel gets left behind easily so elrond is in the habit of checking that he's got all his kids following him.

after, in valinor, elrond will sometimes falter, not hearing the familiar steps following his own. even after elrohir and elladan sail, he'll turn every so often and freeze, panicking for a moment because where are arwen and estel? when did he leave them behind? and as soon as that moment is over he's just feeling the loss of them all over again. the twins never say anything, never protest or even seem to notice the sudden stops. they just leave him time to compose himself until he's ready to keep walking.

Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.

How am I supposed to love laugh love in these conditions(ao3 is down)

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..