(gripping The Skink With Both Hands, Pale And Feverish, Sweating And Shaking As I Look At Myself In The

It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

open carrying a loaded catapult in case i get attacked by an army while im at the grocery store

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

born to be a mediocre gamer forced to participate in society

i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times

I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever