had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb
i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times
my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something
The beasts have been released…
Look at this post for my slugcat interpetation!
Bonus sketches and doodles before I settled on their designs:
my liege lord made his heraldic banner a fucking picrew dude i cant do this shit anymore im gonna become a highwayman or some shit
arthur likes cowboys….this is everything to me i hope you all know that. malevolent is such a great and wonderful podcast because somehow someway it’s medieval fantasy right now but also the main character has seen cowboy movies. no. he has seen a specific cowboy movie (with a gay ass title) Four Times? also he tells this fact to the fragment of a god that he shares a body with before he tries and barely succeeds to mount a horse that will soon be named john wayne by a talking skull. what a beautiful world..
reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.
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