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Phoenix: This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. He died a year ago. He was so rich he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.

Edgeworth: …Like a dining room?

Phoenix: Yeah, but in Paris.

Maya: Oh, dang.

Phoenix: Now just because I’m definitely rich now doesn’t mean I’m gonna forget my roots. You all get something, so fire away.

Pearl: Mr. Nick, your friendship is gift enough for me.

Maya: Forget friendship. I want a fancy new boat.

Phoenix: All right, Maya gets a boat.

Edgeworth: …I’d like a new sports car.

Phoenix: Come on, you can be honest.

Edgeworth: I want old expensive books. I’ll send you a list.

Peach: I love all my subjects equally. There’s Mario and Toad and-

Peach: [looks at smudged writing on hand]

Peach: Low wee g

I have the theory that Iceland doesn’t like it when Norway takes off his hair clip, cause he looks very similar to him then.

Edgeworth: I don’t think you should drink coffee anymore.

Phoenix: Coffee cures depression

Edgeworth: I don’t think it works that way—

Phoenix: More espresso less depresso

Edgeworth: No—

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Edgeworth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Klavier: What if it bites me and it dies?

Edgeworth: That means you’re poisonous.

Athena: What if it bites itself and I die?

Edgeworth: …That’s voodoo.

Apollo: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Edgeworth: That’s correlation, not causation.

Phoenix: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Larry: That’s kinky.

Going outside: Me arround people VS me with arround cat