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Phoenix: This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. He died a year ago. He was so rich he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.

Edgeworth: …Like a dining room?

Phoenix: Yeah, but in Paris.

Maya: Oh, dang.

Phoenix: Now just because I’m definitely rich now doesn’t mean I’m gonna forget my roots. You all get something, so fire away.

Pearl: Mr. Nick, your friendship is gift enough for me.

Maya: Forget friendship. I want a fancy new boat.

Phoenix: All right, Maya gets a boat.

Edgeworth: …I’d like a new sports car.

Phoenix: Come on, you can be honest.

Edgeworth: I want old expensive books. I’ll send you a list.

Happy Ace Attorney Day everyone!

Today’s the date of Phoenix Wright’s very first trial.

Maya, bursting into the room: It's missing!

Phoenix: What? What's missing?

Maya: The thing!

Phoenix, turning to Maya with Pearl in his arms: What thing?!

Maya: THAT thing!

Phoenix: You mean our CHILD?

all the known sonic b-days!

Maria – April 6, 1941

Sonic – June 23, 1987

Manic – June 23, 1987

Sonia – June 23, 1987

Tails – October 16th, 1994

Knuckles – February 2nd, 1986

Amy- October 6th, 1990

Cream – May 9th, 1996

Shadow – June 19th, 1951

Rouge – October 31st, 1984

Espio – March 6th, 1986

Charmy – December 27th, 1996

Vector – August 9th, 1982

Jet – July 6th, 1988

Wave – 1988

Storm – 1987

Silver – April 5th, 2098

Blaze – June 19th, 1988

Dr. Eggman – April 28th

Scourge – August 28th, 1985

[Mario and Bowser, in a heated fight]

Mario: Can’t you just look at it from my perspective?!

Bowser:

Mario:

Bowser: [crouches down]

Mario: You bitch-

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