I Should Give My Piss Boy Plush Piercings Because York Is Pork Now

while you were reading into my tone i was reading notes using my pencil as a scytale, loser.

i might not understand social queues but i can understand morse code, pigpen, and multiple lesser known ciphers

playing a fun game of caffeine vs melatonin or as i like to call it "states of consciousness speedrun"

i just died and was reborn anew and yet no christians have approached me and welcomed me as their new lord and savior which is honestly good as i do not want to be a lord and savior however the hypocrisy bothers me

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usidore the blue ass mf

i have no fucking idea what this means but i looked it up and it seems like that's a wizard so hell yeah i'll take it

also it’s always like “hey im jessica, this is my baby, his name is chainsaw slasher, he is made of titanium, spinning blades, and fire. i love him dearly” vs “im karter, this is my vile creation, it’s called princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot, it is covered in rinestones and throws glitter at its oponents, god hates me for creating it but is too afraid to challenge me.” and then princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot demolishes chainsaw slasher while both the creators watch with glee

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

rewatched the matrix again. i think i need to go on testosterone.

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mothman's my boyfriend, he gave me head behind a 7/11

not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite