Bisexualmothmanfan - Mothman Kisser

I was bored in class

I wish there was a Eliot Spencer video edit put to 'I Need a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. Please it would be epic.

the wives based on an ad i got on pinterest- awooga

commission of dylan (the quarry) for @sukiwah and @cnihachuu

Hey, don't cry, 236 species of woodpecker, ok?

my body is full of fun quirks like sometimes when i inhale fully i feel a stabbing pain and my rib often pops out of place when i angle myself in specific way and i can crack my nose like my knuckles and i can rotate my arms 180 degrees and i get intense ankle pain semi regularly out of nowhere. it is all part of my charm and i do not need to go to a doctor.

everyday it is me vs the devious inescapable joint pain. i call this piece "joint pain is kicking my ass" and i had to stand up and walk to scanner to post it but i just want everyone to know that i was very strong and didn't cry even a little bit. i have the knees and ankles of an elderly man.

difference between a freak pervert and a philosopher is that the pervert has more fun

[twirls my hair and sighs longingly] i want a sparring partner

(two guys sharing a strawberry)

guy who has never eaten a strawberry: this flavor is unfamiliar and alien to me, like nothing I've tasted before

guy who has eaten a strawberry: this rings of sweet memory, rich with nostalgia