Not To Be Self Centred But I Think If I Lived In Gotham Batman Would Have Me On A Watchlist

had a dream i tried to recommend a song and everyone laughed at me bc it was 12 minutes long, also someone kissed me on the cheek with such tenderness i awoke with tears in my eyes

my fucked up rib won't stop me from wearing corsets, the stabbing pain shan't make me less of a whore

it’s my birthday, im high, im dressed like a pirate, i just got back from a punk gig, im carrying a big pot of peeled potatoes, and my uber just rearended a car

why would you be pessimistic about the world when you could watch nausicaä?

things that are like "symptoms: depression" how tf am i supposed to know how i feel bro

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

i should be allowed to give some of my gender dysphoria to cis people, as a treat for me. first person id give it to is fictional character nathan ford from leverage, id like to see how hed react. he'd probably trail off in the middle of sentences and then plan a heist about it but id like to know the specifics

they call me the riddler the way im riddled with guilt

perhaps hot to go by chappell roan and cheap energy drink will save my soul

I FUCKING LOVE SOUP FUCK YEAH