Fun Fact Vampire Bats Are Technically Venomous Bc Their Saliva Contains An Anti-coagulant Known As Draculin

im so sad right now but ☝️ i also know many cool things

i watched one where a team made just a big box on wheels that looked like a building and labelled it "children's hospital for recovering children" and when the the other bots fought it a bunch of little child dolls fell out. they said their active weapon was psychological torture. and they fucking won!

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

i actually think using leeches in medical settings is fun and silly i would much rather they took my blood with leeches than needles. needle? oh no thats a needle. leech? huh, little guy. i am easily distracted from fear if there is a creature.

also it’s always like “hey im jessica, this is my baby, his name is chainsaw slasher, he is made of titanium, spinning blades, and fire. i love him dearly” vs “im karter, this is my vile creation, it’s called princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot, it is covered in rinestones and throws glitter at its oponents, god hates me for creating it but is too afraid to challenge me.” and then princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot demolishes chainsaw slasher while both the creators watch with glee

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

my personal enemy and my dentist (seperate people)

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

catcallers need to get better at annunciation

gonna be real this jigsaw guy should invest in better quality cameras

i’m not an edit creator usually so it’s not amazing but i really liked this idea so i gave it a shot

I wish there was a Eliot Spencer video edit put to 'I Need a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. Please it would be epic.

i probably have dyslexia but that's none of my business