Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian, No!

Zhang Zhehan honestly just bullying Gong Jun into EVERYTHING 

Lmao

[on the phone]

Bad Guy: We have him.

Lan Wangji: Who?

Bad Guy: We have your husband, Wei Wuxian. Now you have to—

Lan Wangji: Oh.

Bad Guy: Just Oh?

Lan Wangji: You don't have him. He has you. Good luck. *Hangs up*

the moon used to be a crescent moon. until the end of a love... when Zeus put Endimion (the mortal lover of the moon goddess Selene) into eternal sleep, the moon shone completely for the first time that day, and it became a full moon. in case his light is worth his lover's body and finds him...

[5:43 AM]

seokjin, half-asleep: what are u doing

namjoon: go back to bed, baby. i'm making u breakfast in bed. just a quick question: is it bad that there are flames coming from the pan

seokjin: i've never been more awake in my life

Lan Wangji: Drinking is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses.

Wei Wuxian:

me during the day: ah i'm so sleepy. i'm so fucking tired oh my god i can't wait to go to bed tonight.

me during the night: let's download the top 100 songs from 2010 and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room or read 2 books and complete my assignment which was due last week haha i'm so productive.

Someone, to Wei Wuxian: I like your top.

Wei Wuxian, with his single braincell: Please call Lan Wangji by his name.

AAAA YES

I just want to wander a thorn-covered castle by candlelight, write you love letters as a storm thunders outside, and drink red wine as I read poetry by the fire.

Yoongi: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 

Jungkook: That still doesn’t explain why you were making out with Hobi-hyung earlier. 

lan xichen, mid-backstory: and then our mother straight-up murdered someone

wei wuxian: wtf why??????

lan xichen: idk :) anyway continuing on