Eddie posts a Tiktok like, “If you are interest in someone, do not tell my husband. Steve is the worst person to tell. All he does is judge you and then criticize them.
Steve, off camera: That’s not true.
Eddie: It is true! Grant just - Grant, can I tell people this? …Cool - Grant just told us that him and his ex-wife have been talking about getting back together. And that’s great! A normal person would say ‘that’s great, man.’
Eddie: Not Steve. Steve’s response was ‘the ex that can’t cook for shit or the one with the big tits?’
Steve: It’s a valid question!
Eddie: Stevie, baby. When Robin told you she was a lesbian, the first thing you did was criticize the girl she had a crush on
Steve: Yeah, because she was a dud
Eddie: And when I told I loved for the first time, you winced at me like I was making a bad decision. You asked ‘why?’
Eddie: And i didn’t even say it first! You already said it a week before!!
Steve: I just think that you should have standards
Eddie: I do!
adding “if that makes sense” to the end of the most batshit crazy sentence ever formed
i'm AWARE this is a stupid hill to die on, but like. trope vs theme vs cliché vs motif vs archetype MATTERS. it matters to Me and i will die on this hill no matter how much others decide it's pointless. words mean things
imagine being a little kid at chb and seeing percy jackson this handsome warrior with an entire mythology to his name who bargained with the gods and nico di angelo this terrifying legend displaced in time who can summon the dead and thinking they’re both terrifying and untouchable. and then one day you see nico stick his leg out while percy’s walking past and he totally faceplants and then gets back up, steals nico’s mythomagic deck out of his jacket pocket and bolts across the dining pavilion only to be tackled onto the grass by a shadow travelling nico. also they’re sixteen and twenty years old
I’m rewatching her private life and Ryan Gold really is one of the best male leads I’ve ever seen. The first few episodes are just him being like “I must protect my lesbian employee and her lover at all cost” and I love him for that
Last Summer
gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog