Do You Ever Say Something And Then Think "wow This Isnt Even A Bit. Im Just Like This"

𝖮𝗂𝗅 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗒 𝖨𝗏𝖺𝗇𝖺 𝖹̌𝗂𝗏𝗂𝖼́ ( 𝖻. 𝗂𝗇 𝟣𝟫𝟩𝟫 𝗂𝗇 𝖲𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗃𝖾𝗏𝗈)

people who do their work as soon as they get it

when you’re on your period you’re like am I just on my period or am I feeling all the loneliness and pain I’ve been feeling since i turned 12

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Luke wants you to know that he's very proud of you, that you are loved and cared for, that your existence has meaning, that you deserve love and happiness, that you deserve good things to happen to you, that you are worthy and important, and that you're a beautiful person.

Luke wants to remind you to try your best to stay hydrated, to eat, to take your medications/vitamins, to take care of yourself, to stay strong, to work hard, to believe in yourself, to never give up on your hobbies, and to try your best everyday.

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Gorgeous

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

I'm genuinely terrified for mine and other people's future but we need to stay strong. Hang in there everyone.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no effing way dude!!

who broke this vase???

who broke this vase.??!!!!

seriously guys

everyone whos here at my AWESOME party

this HUGE crowd of people thats definitely here right now

SOMEBODY

broke my grandma's vase

and that was the last thing she gave to me before she DIED

i swear to all things football and or skateboarding that i will find you

dont make me cry these incredibly manly tears.

anyone can speak up here and be a apart of this scene, especially those of us who arent imagined and actually here on the stage like not the people who are imagined to be here through means of suspension of disbelief

[I do not understand theater]

VERY WELL I SHALL COUNTINUE SEARCHING FOR THE CULPRIT IN THE NEXT ROOM...

Stephanie you wanna bake some cookies?

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

"I'm too sober for this," I say before taking a huge chug from a wine glass full of chocolate milk