Latest Posts by bitchy-witchy - Page 3

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

i think a 7 year old girl could kill any transphobe. imagine telling a 7 year old girl she's not as strong as the boys around her because she's a girl, she'd rip your organs out in less than a second. have you ever seen what happens when a teacher says "i need a strong boy to carry this thing"?? have you never seen a small child carry four times her body weight with a smile on her face just to spite someone???? i think kids should be allowed to kill tbh

rain doggo 

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I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

gently bap your passum

people who do their work as soon as they get it

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Keep up the great work, lads

❤️

Introducing everyone who helped make the zine a reality!

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

zendaya is meechee

Abolish Tesla.

Love the puns from Pun Hub

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

friend of mine asked me to draw "the one that was so big it needed to jump to fly"

Full Moon by Judoliveira

A couple of Caiuajara sing a forgotten song as the Moon sets and the Sun rises

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

mē, tangō leviter Miētte cum latus pedīs meī: Miētta, dēmovēre ut nōn incurrere in tē

Miētte, cum oculōs ēius magnōs: tū CALITRĀS Miētte? tū calitrās corpus ēius sīcut follis? ēheu! ēheu! carcer prō Mātre! carcer prō Mātre prō Singula Mīlla Annōs!!!!

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too