bitchy-witchy - the bitchiest witch
the bitchiest witch

18. prefers she/her. any pronouns are fine. I put the major L in LGBT.

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

6 months ago

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

6 months ago

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

6 months ago

Sometimes I see some variety of North American Little Guy (opossum, raccoon, etc. ) and I’m like “okay”

BUT THEN I start thinking about how excited somebody from not-North-America would be to see this Guy. Like, would an Australian be excited to see the only marsupial not from their country? Are there raccoons in zoos on the other side of the world that are regarded as unique and exotic creatures? Idk but it’s made me more excited to see Guys in my area.

6 months ago

"I'm too sober for this," I say before taking a huge chug from a wine glass full of chocolate milk

6 months ago

Meowdy partner 🤠🐈🧑‍🌾

6 months ago
My Sister Sent Me This Photo Today With Zero Context And I Laughed So Hard I Couldn’t Breathe

My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

6 months ago
6 months ago

i like how im a good deal into the game and yet still have no idea what team skull’s motivation is. theyre just kind of there, doing inexplicable shit like this

6 months ago
Gav’s Tavern Hi, I Hope You Like This. It Is Different From What I Usually Do. Also It Was A Lot Of
Gav’s Tavern Hi, I Hope You Like This. It Is Different From What I Usually Do. Also It Was A Lot Of
Gav’s Tavern Hi, I Hope You Like This. It Is Different From What I Usually Do. Also It Was A Lot Of
Gav’s Tavern Hi, I Hope You Like This. It Is Different From What I Usually Do. Also It Was A Lot Of
Gav’s Tavern Hi, I Hope You Like This. It Is Different From What I Usually Do. Also It Was A Lot Of
Gav’s Tavern Hi, I Hope You Like This. It Is Different From What I Usually Do. Also It Was A Lot Of
Gav’s Tavern Hi, I Hope You Like This. It Is Different From What I Usually Do. Also It Was A Lot Of
Gav’s Tavern Hi, I Hope You Like This. It Is Different From What I Usually Do. Also It Was A Lot Of

Gav’s Tavern Hi, I hope you like this. It is different from what I usually do. Also it was a lot of work.

6 months ago

i fukcing hate this show

6 months ago

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

6 months ago

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

7 months ago

I'm genuinely terrified for mine and other people's future but we need to stay strong. Hang in there everyone.

7 months ago

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

7 months ago

reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

7 months ago

This might be my new favorite song

Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

7 months ago

When people say, “nature is my religion” are they talking about flies that feed on shit, maggots in decomposing corpses, lionesses with stained teeth and mouths full of blood? Are they talking about floods and fires and things from which we should always run? Are they talking about carcasses, rot, death?

Or do they just mean “this particular copse of benign trees is my religion”

7 months ago

being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

7 months ago
8 months ago

a lot of you probably knows Belphie's story, but I'll summarize just in case.

Devon Rex cats are better for people with allergies (less shed fur + less Fel d1 protein in their saliva), so on February 16, 2024, I went the breeder route and put down a deposit. before Belphie even opened his eyes, he was mine!

A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.
A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.
A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.
A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.

every Friday, the breeder sent me a new photo. I had a broken leg, and was basically rotting in bed at that point, so it was the best part of my week. then, at 12 weeks old, I BROUGHT HIM HOME!

A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.
A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.

at first, he was so alive! like a wind-up monkey that never shut off. he dangled from the wall-hangings, savaged my feet as I walked, and used my elderly cats as jumping poles to do cool acrobatics over. but all this gradually faded.

first, he stopped playing. then he stopped climbing. then he stopped moving much at all. my vet ran tests on him and found multiple pathogens (calcivrius + mycoplasma), but the medication didn't help - he kept declining.

A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.
A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.

on September 17th, I woke up to find him swollen like a balloon. we finally had an answer: he had Feline infectious Peritonitis, aka FIP. before 2017, this would've been a death sentence. he would've kept bloating until he drowned in his own fluids. and before 2024, I would've been forced to inject him with black market drugs. but thankfully, South Tower Animal Hospital in Fergus, Ontario was doing a study on the oral medication! we drove two hours, enrolled him, and left with the GS-441524 pills.

A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.
A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.

and he went from those photos above.....to this:

A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.

I thought Belphie would die as a kitten. I'd accepted that he would never grow up. but now he gets to LIVE!

and all for the low cost of $7,553.....ahhhahaha........god.

that + a recent home disaster has wiped out my savings, but I still need to pay for Belphie's medication. to remain in this study, I need to do bloodwork monthly until Feb 2025, and he'll need daily pills until March 2025.

A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.
A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.
A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.
A Lot Of You Probably Knows Belphie's Story, But I'll Summarize Just In Case.

I've put a risograph print + enamel pin set up at greerstothers.shop. I hate asking for help, but if you'd like to support Belphie's continued treatment, please consider checking them out!

8 months ago

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

8 months ago

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

8 months ago

every night owl I know (myself included) is as careful as possible and as quiet as a mouse so not to wake up or disturb people who are asleep while they’re awake but from the moment a morning person wakes up they will make as much noise as possible as if their god given purpose is the be the loudest most inconsiderate person alive

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