The Way Ppl Have Designated Cuddling As A Purely Romantic Thing And Is Weird Outside Of That Context

puppy fetched her own toy!!! That deserves a reward!!!!!

I’d love to share a joint somewhere private with a masochistic slut who’ll let me punish them if they exhale before I tell them too. Having them look at me with hazey, watery, panicked eyes as they try to hold it in. Not only that, but will also let me give them spankings or a good cropping if they cough or choke on the hit. You wouldn’t want to be wasting daddy’s weed now, would we?

You can drug your much-bigger hound and pin it down and watch it struggle under you but it's far weaker than it's used to being so it just limply and frustratedly pushes back. Now you can start teasing it and groping it and getting it all worked up under you and notice how instead of struggling to fight you off like before it's struggling to gain for dominance so it can mount you like a big dog but you won't let it because it's your useless drugged up pathetic little puppy under your hands and you love making it squirm instead

*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed

scruffy puppygirl who you liked the vibe of so you invited her to hang with you then at the end of the day she didn’t have anywhere to go so she just kinda followed you home

she never picked out a name she liked and she hates her old name but her collar just reads “STRAY” so you can call her that if you want. she’s never had an owner before so she doesn’t really know how this works

she’s kinda hungry. no it’s fine, she’s not picky, she’ll eat whatever you want to have. yeah, she does like pizza, actually, thank you!

she feels bad for taking up space in your house, she knows it’s kinda small and you don’t have a spare bedroom but the couch is ok and- your bed?? really? are you sure? she doesn’t want to be a bother but if you insist

your bed is so comfortable, and your hands- no no keep petting her! if you don’t mind of course. it’s kinda nice… would it be ok if she kissed you? maybe just a lil cheek kiss? you’ve been so nice to her…

the subtle but important distinction between "daddy" and "dad" is one of my favorite ageplay/fauxcest things tbh. cause on the one hand, going from "daddy" to "dad" is a shift from "teehee we're saying something taboo and kinky" to "i want you to Be My Father and also fuck me." but going from "dad" to "daddy" as they regress younger and younger is sorely underrated tbh. they both have their place but the difference can really make a scene 🥴

showing a puppy a knotted dildo sitting in front of a mirror and telling it it has to take the knot before the other puppy does

GAME TIP: It would forgive you eventually. Maybe even thank you.

i think in the end furries will always win. in whatever time it takes i think people are going to realize anthropomorphism is so deeply ingrained in us as creatures that to even invent a hatred of the concept to begin with is like hating the concept of telling stories or singing or dancing

learning for your next yucky job just to get this professional validation? kickstarting your career? no we'll do something more fun. when you were a child people treated you like an adult, you were oh so gifted. too grown up and proud to learn animals by imitating their sound.

but hey lucky you. we'll be doing just that.

oh no, it's completely fine to be shy about it. you're just learning darling. we don't have to go so fast. take your time. what does the cow say? "mu... mooh" oh you did such a great job darling. look how proud you are. I can tell by you pretty reed cheeks and this big smile that's not trying to hide. you know what? that's already enaugh for today we have plenty of time