blackmagik4life

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Guys, tell me if I should take away my cousin’s reading privilege or not. Introduced him to the world of fanfiction and he is out here telling our homophobic older cousin that he is reading a shipment......  

This is the best thing I have read, now I want to read the fic

Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of ignored sexualities

pansexual, bisexual, asexual

Your characters are like geodes. If you want to see what they're really made of...

You have to break them.

I saw this years ago and thought I'd share it again.

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

sorry everyone

Peter quoting musicals around the Avengers part 3:

Peter: No one knows who you are or what you do.

Bucky putting on the Captain America uniform: They don't need to know me, they don't like you.

Steve from his rocking chair writing angry letters to the press about Peter not being a bad kid: Excuse me?!

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Peter and MJ in front of Tony's grave. She takes his hand: It's quiet uptown.

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Peter before an interview about Tony: I'm a little nervous but I can't show it.

Pepper stepping behind him for support

Peter marching into the room: You talk about my father, I cannot let it slide!

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Steve yelling: pEtER!!!

Peter: I don't know what you've heard, but whatever it is, Clint started it!

Hamilton: I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip.

Jeffereson: Aren't you allergic to corn?

Hamilton: Deathly.

I’m not just pretty No, I’m pretty damn good

Unbelievable but real Phineas and Ferb/Milo Murphy’s Law relationships:

Doofenshmirtz + Balloney

Scott x Mildred(the milk carton)

Bradley x Carla(the ice cream machine)

Ms. Murawski x her desk

Elizabeth x a whale

Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus

Professor Mystery x Peter the Panda

Gotta appreciate they chose a pic of Eddie being pinned up against the wall by Venom to go with the headline that talks about Venom 2 being R rated

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

If this ain't just them...

Source

Video of Tama

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find a man who can both die of a heart attack and look at himself dying of a heart attack.

Hermione: did you know that 400 trillion people could’ve been born instead of you?

Ron: guess we’re pretty lucky.

Harry: I wouldn’t put me as lucky.

Blaise:

Pansy: oh no.

Draco:

Draco: 400 tri-

Draco: and I got fucking born?!

Draco: what kind of bullshit?!

Pansy: dra-

Draco: no!

Draco: 400 trillion and they chose this human disaster?!

To all the SuperBat and Stony shippers

I got mothman, bible and guitar

Wtf!?!!?am I gonna do with a mothman and a guitar in a haunted house

The first three words you see are what you take with you ghost hunting!👻

& Preorder Suicide By Ghost to find out what they take on their road trip tomorrow!

Can’t call it Jackass unfortunately