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Did I ever post Heinoustuck^Clean, the au that's just heinoustuck but everyone practices basic self care

trying to nail this thing dan clowes does where it’s a realistic (albeit kind of pudgy) face on a peanuts body. a little taller than charlie brown here but you get me

Okay weird request, but may I have some yandere romantic Bruce Wanye headcannons?

Romantic Yandere Batman/Bruce Wayne

Bruce knows how he's feeling and thinking isn't right and hell try to keep himself from you, but that won't last long. He'll get addicted to you sooner than later. Not being able to stay away any longer.

When he is avoiding you, he will have the rest of the batfamily keeping an eye out for you. He might have Tim break in and install cameras for him so he can keep a closer eye on you and see you whenever. But again that won't keep him at bay forever.

He'll break out of his plan of eluding you, not being able to stop worrying and thinking about you. He wants you and he wants you bad.

Bruce is doting and will spoil you endlessly. He wants you to be happy with him and if he has to use his money to obtain that, then he will.

That doesn't mean that you're a gold-digger or anything. It just means that Bruce will hold his wealth over you if need be. He'll buy the apartment complex you live in, hiking up the rent. He'll have the bank foreclose on your home, forcing you to ask for help. He'll buy your place of work, possibly firing you and everyone else (as to not look suspicious). He'll offer you to come work for him; being his personal secretary.

Bruce would want control over you, but mostly financially and environmentally. He wants you to rely on him. He wants you to have a reason to not leave him and he'll do what he has to to ensure that.

You won't be able to do anything without him knowing about. He knows where you've been, when you were there, why you were there, and who you met along the way.

There will come a point will Bruce will have you stay at home permanently or you're really going to start working for him. You'll have a choice of being with him 24/7 or staying at; waiting for him to get back.

Whenever Bruce has an event he has to attend, you'll be right there hanging on his arm. Anywhere he goes you're there on his arm or with his hand on the small of your back.

If any of his enemies ever tried to use you against him, he'd be pissed. That would probably be the only way he'd throw aside his moral code. Beating any and everyone within an inch of their lives. He won't let anyone touch his family.

Bruce would love for the two of you to have children of your own. You have all of the batfamily members and you love and adore them, but he'll be the one pushing for a child. Inadvertently using the child against you if you ever tried to leave.

That doesn't mean he doesn't genuinely want to have a family with you, he really does, but he also wants to ensure you won't leave him indefinitely. And who are you to abandon a child, let alone your own.

If you did plan on leaving him and taking the kids too, he'd go back to taking all of your resources away from and if things got really dirty, he'd find yet another way to use his money against you (this time playing dirty); threatening to file for custody. And you know he'd win, whether he paid off the law and judges or not. Anyone can be bought with the right amount money and or power.

You would do anything to keep the peace, even playing along as the doting stay at home wife or the ever hard working secratarybto your much harder working husband.

You'll never be able to escape him and you know that, but that doesn't make it any less gut punching.

* silly guy

assholes took over the gotham subway station wtf >:/

sleep well and eat your vegetables

!!davejade!!

drew @futurama a desktop background

I wanted to upload this again but on its own because I think it’s a good little drawing.