Drooling Over Dilf Dick Grayson Who Has Gotten A Bit Chubbier After Retiring!!!

lowkey he’s so loser stuck in a hot body and that makes him 10x hotter to me I fear

paddock bunny!

... or when you *teasingly* ask the drivers to sign on a pretty canvas. (dilfs version // slc verse)

sebastian

sebastian's grin could be pictured from a mile away as he uncaps the pen, "just my signature?" he asks, his tone playful and suggestive.

"i could write you an essay. i feel quite inspired right now..." the ferrari driver says in a cheeky quip, while you giggled at him.

"just the name, superstar." you reply, tilting your head at him amusedly. sebastian smilingly writes his name down, his strokes were slow and deliberate. sebasti.. he was gonna let the pen do all the working while his eyes drifted from your soft skin to..

"so, are you around here often?"

"why? you wanna feel me up more?"

sebastian whips his head so fast you heard a miniscule pop from it. you reel back from his proximity, overwhelmed by his closeness and his— oh, he smelled so good. you've always loved armani on him.

"say that again, hase." he utters in a hoarse voice.

"tu m'as fait peur, sebastian. you act like you haven't seen me naked." you yelp as he quickly wraps his arms around you, smothering you in kisses all over your chest and neck. "seb!" you garbled as you threw your head back laughing, feeling ticklish from his overgrown stubble.

"sometimes it's even too vivid, darling..." the german grins at you suggestively, as he expertly takes the ferrari jacket away from you. "but everytime, it's not enough until i get my hands on the real thing."

fernando

"anything for my favorite girl..." fernando hums with a cheeky smile, his fingers playing with one of the buttons of your blouse, "liked the race so far, hermosa?" he asks you casually, his gaze flicking back and forth to your chest and to your face— watching your expression closely.

"hmmm. thought the podium finish deserved some fanfare." you say lightly, to which he chuckles. "you having fun there?" you pat his hand that casually rested a touch away from your chest.

"very." he answers shamelessly, licking his lips as if he were a kid on a candy shop.

jenson

"jenson..." you call out to him, amused at seeing him so focused.

"shush, love." jenson replies absentmindedly, bending his pen to write his full number. "i'm writing a masterpiece, on a masterpiece."

"hey picasso, those look like numbers to me!" you hear the yell of his engineer who casually walked past his driver room, followed by cheers and laughter of his team, who, despite being unaware of what was happening inside; were already familiar with the usual shennanigans jenson was usually up to.

"what do you know about art, you uncultured swine!" jenson shouts back playfully, kicking the door close while you'd threw your head back in laughter.

"now where were we..." he tilts his head to look at his masterpiece, smirking. "let me write on—" you smacked his head upside down.

Meet the Heffley’s

Rodrick Heffley x reader

Summary: Rodrick’s girlfriend meets his chaotic family, and Manny tries to steal her. She loves it anyway.

Word count: 1010

Notes: this is very random but I love Rodrick so I needed to write something

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Title: Meet the Heffleys

Meeting your boyfriend’s family is supposed to be a big deal, right? Like, one of those moments where you dress nice, bring flowers or something, and sit down for an awkwardly polite dinner while his parents judge you.

Yeah. That’s not how things work with Rodrick Heffley.

When he invited me over for dinner, it was more like, “Hey, my mom said you should come over and eat with us or whatever.” Super romantic. But I agreed because, well… I wanted to meet them. Rodrick talks about his family all the time, mostly to complain, but still. I was curious.

So, here I am, standing on the Heffleys’ front porch, wondering if I should have brought something. Probably not. This doesn’t seem like the kind of house where formal dinner etiquette exists.

Before I can knock, the door swings open, and there he is.

Rodrick smirks, leaning against the doorframe like he’s so cool. “Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up.”

I roll my eyes, stepping closer. “I’m on time.”

“Yeah, well, you were supposed to be, like, ten minutes late so I could say something sarcastic about it.”

I laugh and kiss his cheek, just to make him flustered. It works. His smirk falters for half a second before he clears his throat and steps aside. “Alright, come in before my mom starts thinking I made you up.”

The inside of the house is exactly what I expected. A little messy, with random shoes lying around, a stack of newspapers no one’s bothered to throw away, and a distinct family chaos vibe. The smell of dinner cooking comes from the kitchen, something warm and homey.

And then I hear it.

“Rodrick! She’s here?!”

Before I can react, a woman appears—short, blonde, and way too excited. I barely have time to brace myself before she pulls me into a hug. “It’s so nice to finally meet you! I’m Susan, Rodrick’s mom. Oh, you’re even prettier than I imagined!”

“Uh, thanks,” I manage, shooting a look at Rodrick, who just shrugs like, Yeah, this is happening.

His mom pulls back, holding me at arm’s length. “Rodrick never tells us anything about his personal life. You should’ve seen my face when he said he had a girlfriend. I almost dropped my coffee!”

Rodrick groans. “Mom.”

“What?” She waves him off. “I’m just happy to meet her. Oh, come in, come in! We’re just about to set the table.”

I follow her into the dining room, where a younger boy sits at the table, flipping through a comic book. He glances up, eyes narrowing slightly.

“You’re Rodrick’s girlfriend?”

“Greg,” Susan scolds. “Be nice.”

“What? I’m just saying.” Greg shrugs, then looks at me. “You do know he’s, like, the worst, right?”

“Hey, shut up, loser,” Rodrick snaps, dropping into a chair.

I grin. “Oh, I know.”

Greg blinks, clearly not expecting that. Then he mutters, “Huh. Okay.”

That’s when I feel a tiny hand grab mine.

I glance down to see a little kid—Manny, I recognize him from Rodrick’s rare stories about him—staring up at me with big eyes.

“I have a girlfriend too,” he announces proudly.

Susan gasps. “Manny! Since when?”

“Since yesterday,” he says, like it’s obvious. Then he looks back up at me and asks, completely serious, “Do you like dinosaurs?”

I nod. “Who doesn’t like dinosaurs?”

Manny grins, clearly satisfied with my answer. “Okay. You’re my second girlfriend now.”

Rodrick groans. “Oh my God.”

Greg snickers. “Dude, you already have competition.”

Manny tugs at my sleeve again. “Rodrick is gross. Do you wanna be just my girlfriend instead?”

Rodrick drops his fork. “Are you kidding me? Mom, tell him he can’t steal my girlfriend!”

Susan barely holds back a laugh. “Manny, sweetie, she’s Rodrick’s girlfriend.”

Manny huffs. “Fine.”

This is amazing.

Dinner is… interesting. The food is good—spaghetti and garlic bread—but the conversation is pure chaos. Susan keeps asking me questions about school, my family, my plans for the future (Rodrick groans at that one). Greg watches me like he’s trying to figure out why I’d willingly date his brother. And Manny? He spends the whole meal making dramatic faces at Rodrick and occasionally whispering, “Rodrick is a doo-doo head.”

Rodrick spends most of the meal making sarcastic comments and kicking me under the table whenever his mom gets too nosy.

At one point, their dad, Frank, comes in late, looking exhausted. He gives me a polite nod, sits down, and immediately starts ranting about something Rodrick did last week. Rodrick barely reacts, just shoveling food into his mouth while his mom scolds him and Greg smirks like he enjoys watching his brother get in trouble.

It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s so different from my own family’s quiet dinners.

And I kind of love it.

After we eat, Rodrick grabs my hand and tugs me toward the stairs. “Alright, we’re done here. Bye.”

“Rodrick, wait—” Susan starts, but he’s already leading me to his room.

The second he shuts the door, he groans. “I told you my family was annoying.”

I flop onto his bed, laughing. “I like them.”

He gives me a look. “You like them?”

“Yeah. Your mom is sweet, Greg is funny, and Manny… well, he’s trying to steal me, but other than that, he’s adorable.”

Rodrick snorts. “I knew that kid was trouble.”

I smile and lean in, pressing a kiss to his cheek. “Not worried, are you?”

He grumbles something under his breath, but I can tell he’s relieved. And maybe even a little happy.

Yeah. I think I’m gonna like being around the Heffleys.

ㅤֹㅤ⊹ㅤ #ㅤLIPSTICKㅤ.ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

☆⁠ PAIRING : Robins x Fem Reader

☆⁠ SYNOPSIS : When You Leave Your Lipstick Mark On His Lips.

☆⁠ CHARACTERS : Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne.

☆⁠ NOTES : Teenagers in love. English is not my first language. Hope you enjoy!

— DICK GRAYSON ⋆

You lean in for a quick kiss before he swings off into the night. It’s short and sweet, but your lipstick leaves a bold, bright mark on his lips. Dick, being Dick, doesn’t notice.

He spends the rest of the patrol flirting with civilians and intimidating bad guys with your lipstick mark still there.

A woman he saves from a mugger gives him a weird look. "Uh, nice lipstick?" she says, trying not to laugh.

Dick blinks. "Lipstick? I don’t—" He touches his mouth and freezes. He puts two and two together and his face goes red. "Oh my god. She—no, wait, this is fine. I can spin this. I’m Robin. I’m cool."

The next time he sees you, he points at you accusingly. "You marked me! On purpose!" But he’s not mad—he’s delighted. He grins and says, "Next time, make it a heart."

— JASON TODD ⋆

Jason’s about to leave when you grab his face, pull him close, and kiss him. He smirks after, acting all tough. "You’re gonna make me late, babe." Then he takes off without a second thought, completely unaware of the deep red lipstick print on his lips.

He crashes a gang meeting (as Robin does) and all the thugs freeze. No one’s scared—they’re trying not to laugh.

"What’s so funny?" Jason growls.

One of them snickers, "Nice lipstick, kid."

Jason blinks, confused, then wipes his mouth with his glove. When he sees the red smear, his brain explodes. "OH, COME ON!"

He’s so embarrassed that he goes back to the Batcave immediately. When Bruce sees him, Jason tries to act casual, but Bruce raises an eyebrow. "Rough night?" Jason turns bright red and storms out.

— DAMIAN WAYNE ⋆

You catch Damian off guard with a quick kiss, leaving your lipstick mark on his lips. He pretends not to care, but he’s secretly glowing inside. Unfortunately, Damian being Damian, he doesn’t bother checking a mirror before continuing his patrol.

He interrogates a criminal, looming over them like the terrifying Robin he is. The criminal, shaking, says, "Dude, are you wearing lipstick?"

Damian blinks. "Excuse me?"

The thug nods, biting back laughter. "Yeah, it’s… pink. Cute."

Damian immediately wipes his mouth with his cape and sees the mark. His eyes narrow. His soul leaves his body. "Tt. She will PAY for this indignity!"

But he doesn’t actually bring it up to you. Instead, he quietly keeps the lipstick mark on a napkin he swiped from patrol, secretly treasuring it like some kind of bizarre trophy.

The next time they see you:

Dick: "Next time, can we match colors? I’ll wear lipstick too!"

Jason: "You’re evil, you know that? I can’t even LOOK at those thugs again."

Damian: "You think this is amusing? You’re testing my patience, woman!" (But he secretly hopes you’ll do it again.)

— MASTERLIST ☆

— © luv-lock. Don't copy, use or translate any of my works here or any other websites ☆

Reencontros.

Oi, essa é a primeira vez que eu escrevo na vida, então perdoe-me se estiver muito ruim.

***Este imagine aborda temas de relacionamentos complexos, conteúdo sexual, separação e superação emocional que podem ser sensíveis para alguns leitores.

Amar Enzo sempre foi fácil. Ele era um homem maduro, e você tinha a sensação de que ele teria todas as respostas para qualquer dúvida que você pudesse ter. Era carinhoso, mas não do tipo meloso – ele sabia respeitar os seus limites.

Sua vida se moldou ao redor dele desde o momento em que o conheceu, e foi assim durante os cinco anos que passaram juntos. Mas, no fim, foram as visões diferentes sobre o futuro que os separaram.

Você sabia que, ao ir àquela festa de aniversário de um amigo em comum, havia uma chance de encontrá-lo. Era uma sensação agridoce; o fim do relacionamento não foi conturbado, mas, desde então, vocês não tiveram mais contato. Às vezes, você ouvia algo sobre ele através de fofocas de amigos, mas, mesmo assim, estava nervosa. Não sabia como reagiria ao vê-lo.

Você apagou a luz do corredor enquanto tentava se equilibrar entre a bagunça de seu pequeno apartamento. Sua casa estava cheia de pilhas de caixas para doação e das coisas que ainda precisava colocar na mala para sua viagem. Daqui a quatro dias, você partiria para os EUA; sua empresa lhe ofereceu uma oportunidade de trabalho lá, em um contrato de um ano.

Desde o término, você se desapegou de Montevidéu – a cidade parecia assombrada pelas memórias de Enzo em todos os lugares. Então, aceitar a proposta foi uma decisão mais do que óbvia.

Vestiu um vestido longo e um agasalho, não era uma festa muito grande, estava mais para uma reuniãozinha então não se preocupou em se arrumar muito. Era um dia frio, chovia um pouco e o clima não estava muito propício para festejar, mas prometeu ao seu amigo aniversariante que ficaria pelo menos até as 22:00.

Chegando no lugar, logo subiu de elevador e bateu na porta marrom escura onde seu amigo morava, você o comprimentou enquanto ele a puxava para dentro do apartamento, e então, lá estava Enzo, ele conversava com outras pessoas enquanto gesticulava com as mãos, algo que você costumava rir dele. Seu cabelo estava mais curto e ele parecia mais bronzeado, tinha a mesma aura de sempre.

Decidiu se entregar um pouco à noite. Conversou por um bom tempo com algumas pessoas, tomou alguns drinks e, em algumas ocasiões, percebeu Enzo a observando. No entanto, você não se sentia preparada para iniciar uma conversa com ele.

Depois de um tempo na festa, foi para o lugar que pensou ser o mais reservado, apoiando os cotovelos na ilha da cozinha, tentou recarregar sua bateria social. Foi então que sentiu uma mão em seu ombro.

— Você está bem? — perguntou uma voz familiar.

Você a reconheceu imediatamente.

— S... Sim — respondeu, incrédula, enquanto o perfume familiar tomava conta do ambiente.

— Não sabia se devia vir falar com você, mas decidi arriscar — disse Enzo, sentando-se no banquinho ao seu lado. — Você parece ótima.

Você endireitou a postura, ajeitando o cabelo atrás da orelha.

— Você também parece bem — respondeu, evitando olhar diretamente nos olhos dele.

Enzo a olhou por alguns segundos, sorrindo, e o silêncio começou a ficar constrangedor até que ele finalmente falou:

— Não quero parecer sentimental, mas nós...

— Enzo, não me leve a mal, mas não quero falar sobre nós — você o interrompeu. — Estamos em uma festa. Fale sobre sua vida, pergunte sobre o meu trabalho, qualquer coisa, mas, por favor, não sobre nós.

Você sabia que ele entenderia. Era muito mais difícil para você do que ele podia imaginar.

— Tudo bem, então... como anda o seu trabalho?

Você sabia que não conseguiria continuar aquela conversa. Não era justo ele perguntar isso; ele deveria saber de tudo – sobre sua mudança, sua falta de vontade de sair de casa, tudo o que aconteceu nos últimos meses. Uma vontade súbita de chorar tomou conta de você.

— Desculpa, eu... não consigo — murmurou, fechando os olhos, tentando disfarçar as lágrimas que ameaçavam cair.

— Tudo bem, desculpe, pensei que estivesse tudo bem.

— Preciso tomar um ar.

Você se levantou e caminhou até a varanda, se culpando por ainda não ter superado tudo isso. O tempo passou, o parabéns foi cantado e, aos poucos, as pessoas começaram a ir embora. Você ficou mais calada, algo que seus amigos notaram, mas conseguiu dar alguma desculpa sobre o motivo. Em um momento, Enzo mencionou algo sobre sair para fumar e saiu pela porta.

— Já são quase 1h da manhã. Eu prometi ficar só até as 22h... preciso ir embora — você disse ao grupo com quem conversava.

— Não vai conseguir pegar um táxi a essa hora, e um Uber deve estar bem caro. Está frio e tarde, fica aqui e dorme no sofá — disse seu amigo aniversariante, colocando o braço em volta dos seus ombros.

Você realmente não queria ficar; queria a sua casa. Fiel ao apelido de teimosa, decidiu ir embora mesmo assim. Despediu-se, pegou o elevador e, ao chegar na entrada do prédio, fechou o casaco ao sentir uma brisa fria atravessar seu corpo. Ficou esperando algum sinal de um táxi.

— Você não vai chegar em casa hoje se continuar esperando um carro.

Você se virou e viu o homem com quem conversara na cozinha mais cedo.

— Só quero a minha casa — você respondeu.

— Eu posso te dar uma carona. Prometo que não precisamos trocar nenhuma palavra. Só me deixe fazer isso — disse Enzo, jogando o cigarro no chão e apagando-o com o pé.

Você hesitou, olhando para o chão enquanto colocava as mãos nos bolsos, sentindo outro vento congelante te atingir em cheio.

— Tudo bem — você disse.

Enzo ligou para os amigos que haviam ficado na festa, avisando que iria embora, enquanto caminhava ao seu lado em direção ao estacionamento. Ele abriu a porta da frente do carro para você. O veículo, visivelmente novo, era a cara dele. Sentou-se no banco do motorista e ligou o carro.

— Me desculpe por mais cedo. Você me pegou de surpresa — você disse, olhando pela janela ao seu lado. — Você foi gentil comigo; não merecia isso.

— Tudo bem, eu te entendo.

Claro que ele te entendia.

— Vou me mudar, sair do país — você respondeu, observando a luz vermelha do semáforo enquanto o carro parava.

Enzo olhou para você com uma expressão surpresa.

— Pensei que gostasse de Montevidéu. Você sempre dizia que sim.

— Eu sei, mas aqui ficou diferente depois que passei a viver sozinha. A empresa me fez uma proposta para trabalhar na sede nos EUA; o salário é bom, e eu preciso dar um rumo à minha vida.

Rumo à vida. Esse era o motivo do início do fim. Enzo queria casar, ter filhos, enquanto você desejava trabalhar mais; eram diferenças gritantes que fizeram o relacionamento de vocês estagnar.

— Você é incrível — ele disse, enquanto o sinal abriu e continuou o caminho. — Eu passei um tempo na Espanha; quis desaparecer um pouco.

— Por isso o bronzeado? — você riu, olhando para ele.

— Sim! — ele gargalhou.

A rota continuou, e então Enzo parou em frente ao seu prédio. Você estava mais tranquila após a conversa descontraída.

— Olha, obrigado, Enzo. Você me salvou completamente.

— Acho que você ainda estaria lá esperando uma providência divina — ele riu, tirando as mãos do volante.

Você o olhou e, surpreendendo a si mesma, disse:

— Você quer entrar? — Não sabia de onde tinha tirado a coragem. — Você vai chegar muito tarde em casa a chuva está ficando mais forte, dirigir assim é um perigo; pode ficar e dormir no sofá.

Enzo titubeou. Sabia que era um perigo. Pensou por um instante.

— Certo, você tem razão — disse ele, procurando um espaço na calçada onde o carro pudesse passar a noite.

Vocês subiram até o seu apartamento e, ao chegar à porta, algo veio à sua mente: a bagunça. Você se virou para ele e disse:

— Desculpa a bagunça. Aqui está um caos... Estou tentando organizar tudo para a viagem. O apartamento vai ficar desocupado por um ano, então estou me desfazendo de algumas coisas.

Enzo riu, respondendo que não se importava com a sua “bela bagunça.”

Você abriu a porta, e as memórias guardadas com tanto carinho do local vieram à tona. Todos os carinhos, todas as refeições que haviam preparado juntos. Apesar do baque, você conseguiu se esquivar dos pensamentos que ameaçavam ressurgir.

— Quer beber algo? Ou está com fome? — Você correu até a cozinha americana do apartamento, abrindo o armário quase vazio, onde só encontrou macarrão instantâneo e pratos.

— Só tenho chá, água e macarrão instantâneo — disse, olhando para ele enquanto ainda segurava as portas do armário.

Enzo riu.

— Obrigado, mas comi tanto na festa que sinto que vou explodir.

— Quer usar o banheiro, então? — você perguntou, caminhando até a porta. — Ainda tenho algumas roupas suas por aqui, se quiser se trocar.

O constrangimento entre vocês era visível, quase engraçado. Conheciam-se tão bem, cada detalhe e particularidade, mas, mesmo assim, tudo parecia diferente agora.

— Tudo bem, S/N, fica tranquila. Só me empresta um short.

Você pegou a peça de roupa, e ele se trocou. Sentou-se ao seu lado no sofá, não muito perto, o que deixava tudo estranhamente incômodo.

Enquanto você preparava chá para os dois, Enzo passava pelos canais da TV, mas logo começaram a conversar, ignorando o que passava na tela. A conversa se estendeu por muito tempo, e vocês falaram sobre os últimos meses, sobre a viagem dele à Espanha. Ficou claro que Enzo não havia se interessado por ninguém desde você, assim como você desde ele. Era como se, no fundo, estivessem esperando um ao outro.

Aos poucos, vocês foram se aproximando no sofá, até que o joelho dele roçou o seu, e um calafrio percorreu sua espinha.

Então, Enzo te beijou. Era um beijo lento, carregado de sentimentos não ditos. Ali, entre os lábios de vocês, pareciam sair palavras silenciosas. Desculpas pelas dores passadas, agradecimentos pelos momentos compartilhados, e até mesmo despedidas escondidas.

Você sentiu os braços dele ao redor de seus ombros, e por um momento, todo o peso das lembranças se dissolveu. Mas, conforme o beijo terminava, a realidade voltava devagar, como um lembrete de que aquele instante, por mais intenso, talvez fosse um último ato de carinho entre duas pessoas que seguiram caminhos diferentes.

Ele encostou a testa na sua, suspirando, e você sentiu a mesma mistura de paz e tristeza.

— Talvez a gente precisasse disso, não é? — ele sussurrou, olhando nos seus olhos.

Você assentiu, ainda sem saber ao certo como se sentir. Então em uma súbita ação você volta a beijá-lo, cada vez mais se tornando algo frenético. Enzo levanta e a pega no colo te levando em direção ao quarto que antes testemunhara suas noites de amor.

Seus olhos não abrem até você sentir o colchão, Enzo em cima de você não perde tempo e tira a própria blusa enquanto você tira as duas alças do próprio vestido libertando seus seios.

— Você é linda — Diz o homem enquanto te apreciava.

Enzo puxa o resto do vestido pela sua perna a deixando apenas de calcinha e sem hesitação também se livrou dela. Logo você dá atenção ao resto da roupa do seu ex-namorado, Desabotoando o short e abaixando sua roupa íntima.

Ambos estavam completamente pelados e você sentia pressa em senti-lo. Enzo era o mesmo, você pensou, ele tinha o tamanho ideal, sabia a velocidade que você gostava e as suas manias durante o ato mas ainda sim, você se sentia como uma virgem, vulnerável e sensível.

Ele percebeu, e então desceu a boca até a sua intimidade, sem cortar o contato visual.

Enzo te destruiu, de uma maneira boa, ele sabia trabalhar a língua nas dobrinhas, ele sabia que você gostava quando ele passava a barba rala na sua intimidade, e naquele instante tudo que se podia ouvir era o som da chuva e os seus gemidos.

Ao perceber que você estava quase no ápice, o homem interrompeu oque estava fazendo e deitou ao seu lado com o rosto melado.

Agora era a sua vez, fazendo um caminho de beijos, você chegou ao lugar que almejava e não perdeu tempo, passou a linguinha algumas vezes e depois pos o membro inteiro na boca. Enzo falou algo indecifrável, resultado de seu delírio. Você fez o trabalho todo, brincou com as mãos e apertou a base do órgão.

Enzo sentiu que não aguentaria mais e te puxou para ele, enquanto você se posicionada virada de costas, ainda deitada na cama. Era a posição de vocês, de ladinho.

O homem posicionou a cabeça no seu ombro que estava em cima, e introduziu seu membro na sua intimidade, ele levantou sua perta e ficou a segurando, enquanto você agarrava o lençol.

Você se perdeu no vai e vem de corpos, Enzo gemia no seu ouvido e isso te deixava excitada mais que tudo. Depois de um tempo, você quis olhar para ele, então se soltou do homem e subiu em seu colo, com as mãos do lado da cabeça do maior. Não falavam muito durante o ato, aquele olhar trocado enquanto você cavalgava nele era suficiente. Você deu sua vida em cima dele e então o homem gozou. Percebeu que ele estava a muito tempo sem ter algo íntimo pela quantidade de líquido que jorrou dentro de ti.

Tentando se desculpar por não ter conseguido se segurar ele a posicionou, fazendo sua parte íntima encostar na coxa do homem, e então te movimentou, pra frente e pra trás, com a fricção na sua parte mais sensível não demorou pra você desabar nele.

Você e Enzo se deitaram um ao lado do outro na cama, e, depois de muito tempo sem nenhuma palavra, o homem disse:

— Isso vai ser difícil de esquecer. Acho que você se mostra cada vez mais como uma parte insuperável de mim.

Você achava o mesmo dele, e essa troca após tanto tempo foi um ponto decisivo para você. Enzo era o amor da sua vida, uma parte de quem você costumava ser, mas agora precisava ser alguém por si só. Era difícil tê-lo ali, ao mesmo tempo que ele trazia lembranças tão queridas.

— Eu te amo para sempre, Enzo — você disse, olhando para ele.

Você não se lembra muito do que aconteceu dali em diante, só sabe que acordou no dia seguinte com a cama ao seu lado vazia. Enzo havia partido um pouco depois que o sol bateu na janela. Ele não era um covarde, é claro; e foi melhor assim. Se ele tivesse ficado, seus olhos teriam pedido para que você ficasse em Montevidéu.

E aquela cidade não era mais a sua.

Ao se levantar da cama, você avistou um papel que Enzo deixara para você preso aos imãs na geladeira. Com a letra dele, a mensagem dizia:

"Foi difícil partir, mas eu sabia que era o melhor. Espero que você encontre seu caminho e a felicidade que merece. Saiba que eu estou aqui, mesmo de longe. Eu te amo. Enzo."

Você partiu, alguns dias depois. A cidade de Montevidéu, e seus fantasmas, já não fazia parte de quem você era agora e Embora as memórias de Enzo ainda estivessem com você, agora eram mais como lembranças queridas do que como correntes que a prendiam ao passado.

Ficou muito longo gente, mas eu amo histórias desse tipo, com drama e sofrimento e com o final não tão feliz. Pfv eu queria um feedback pq eu ainda estou iniciando. Obrigado por lerem. beijocas <3

I’m fucking FERAL for this man, pls tell me I’m not the only one?😳😳😳

So, first of all, I love your blog. I literally love the way you deal with Yandere and Avatar!!!!-

Secondly, I don't know if it counts as a request or something, but I got to thinking a bit about Navi culture and all that.

I know that Jake and Neytiri had no problem adopting Kiri, as both adults had a special, deep connection and relationship with Grace, but I don't know how the Navi in general handle orphaning and adoption issues, as my native tribal references have an unreliable handle on orphaning (between various anthropologists they tend to contradict each other and circumstances can generate a different communal and individual response in each case).

So… going on to the Yandere and all that.

Do you think the Yandere Sully (any of them) or Yandere Navi in general (any of your choice) would react to their love interest's previous baby?

Kind of like their SO was already pregnant before they met them or they already have relatively grown children, like Tuk's age?

First of all, thank you <3 Secondly, I have tried to make this and I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: this won’t be seen from the Na’vi culture pov since I too lazy to look it up, I’ll just imagine what I think of it.

Content: firstly, any yandere Na’vi and then we have yandere Jake, yandere Neytiri, yandere aged up! Neteyam, yandere! Aged up! Lo’ak and Yandere! Aged up! Kiri + bonus! Yandere! Tsu’tey

Warnings: breeding, s/o is a person capable of getting pregnant

Headcanons of yandere Na’vi, Jake, Neytiri, Neteyam, Lo’ak, Kiri and Tsu’tey with an s/o who has a kid from another relationship.

First, any Na’vi

Probably not too fond of the idea. But will comply if it makes you happy.

Will never see that child as theirs and sometimes it is pretty clear even though they try to hide it.

If you are widowed, they’ll try to accept that the child will always be there. Might as well make one of his own.

If you are just separated from your previous mate, the Na’vi will send your child with your mate for long periods of time. As long as he can hold it. And in those periods of time will do whatever it takes to keep you so occupied you don’t remember you have a child. Also will try to get you pregnant, so by the time your child from other mate comes back, you won’t be able to take care of it.

Pretends to protect your child during hunts and stuff, but to be honest, they wouldn’t mind if something happened, you are not in love with anyone but them, why should another person’s spawn be there with you?

Probably baby traps you even though is pretty clear you aren’t leaving. But it is also that they are really proud on having you with a baby of their own.

If it happens, that you get pregnant, the Na’vi will have favoritism for their child, obviously.

Jake Sully

He is a manipulative yandere, as I said before. He might take many different approaches to this situation.

He could act like the father of the year and have you happy and unknowing as he treats the child with such love and care as it was one of his own. Even though, he is disgusted with the idea. That child is the living proof you your bond with other person. He will never be as overprotective as he is with one of his own, he will be tougher.

Another approach is acting all nice and sweet in front of you and then just covering the child’s basic needs. Kind of a Spider situation going on. He lets the kid be and in front of you is sweet but then he just treats the kid as the stray cat you feed once a week. Never treated wrongly but never actually part of the family. He would never mistreat the child in any physical or mental way, he might be a yandere but he ain’t no monster.

The last but not least approach, make you despise your child. This only works if you have separated from your previous mate. If you are widowed he wouldn’t do such a thing, specially since it was specified that the child is around Tuk’s age and that is pretty young.

If you separated from your previous mate, he would send the child away and then would poison your mind. Slowly but surely manipulating you into hating (or something close) your own spawn. Reminding you of the person you were previously with and painting it as a bad thing.

Also the type to give you a baby, like get you pregnant and stuff, so that your attention will go to the baby and him and not your other child. Even though you will try to keep up, he will do anything as to make your other child isolated.

Not very good in any approach if you ask me.

Neytiri

Not fond of the idea then, not fond of the idea now. Literally despises the kid from minute 0.

Might as well accept it if she knows you are going to stay longer if nothing happens.

Never and I mean never treats the child as one of her own, she accepts the fact that the kid is there and that’s it.

She might want for either of you to get pregnant to “bigger” the family. She is just telling a lie. She knows how much work a baby gives and that will give her time to go away from that demonic spawn of your last relationship.

If you are widowed, she might feel sad for the kid, but she still dislikes it, seeing how similar it is to you but so different at the same time.

If you separated from your previous mate (and they have been lucky enough not to be killed by Neytiri), the kid will ALWAYS end up on their place. Neytiri might even blackmail or threat your last partner just to make them stay with the child.

Neteyam

He is a sweetheart, even as a yandere. He will in fact treat the child as one of his own. He feels pity for the kid.

He knows how you are and he will act in consequence. If he treats the child just like one of his own, you will love him forever right?

Also, if you are widowed he will actually feel pity for the child.

If you have separated from your previous mate, he will always try to look better than them in your child’s eyes.

OBVIOUSLY, the type of step-dad who tries to make the child call him dad. Now he is with you, he is the dad. Even if the child is not his, it is yours and it makes him his.

Will have your child and you up in a pedestal and he will pamper, spoil and do anything for you guys.

Probably the type to develop yandere platonic feelings for the kid once they have been interacting. He sees the kid as a little portion of you so he must protect it.

Lo’ak

Ngl, he will try to breed you to make you forget about the other one.

Pretends to care for it, knowing it keeps you calm. But in reality, why would he care about the only reminder that you hadn’t been his first. That reminder that there is a piece of you mixed with someone else’s before he was able to breed you.

Pretty irresponsible with the kid, same with the Jake scenario.

Probably treats it as a stray cat that is there.

If he has a child of his own with you, he wont treat the equally.

Kiri

Just as Neteyam, will treat the kid as one of her own.

Probably a caring mother, posible Tsa’hìk.

Never mistreats the child in any way. She knows that it will be better for your relationship if you both are the child’s parental figures.

Teaches the kid things about Pandora.

As she is so close to Eywa, she knows the child isn’t hers biologically but it her mind, it is hers.

Tsu’tey

Only two ways around.

He will make you choose between the kid and him, but with the small twist that he is a yandere and that there isn’t actually a choice.

Or he will pretend to be a good father for your kid and will try to get you pregnant as soon as he can to breed one spawn of his own.

He needs constant reassurance and lets you know about it. That way he can guilt trip you into caring about him more.

Will always try to be better than your past mate, he will always find ways to outrun them. Talks bad about your past partner to the child. If he has to deal with this, the kid will workship him.

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kink-o-ween '24 - master-list

welcome to kink-o-ween 2024! this is the master-list for every fic that is being posted for this little event. it is on par with kinktober, but with my own bunny spin on it! this will be updated daily until the end of the month and will contain every kink-o-ween fic that it being posted!

please read the tags on the post before reading!

alexander albon - virginity

max verstappen & charles leclerc - threesome

lance stroll - toys

daniel riccicardo - cockwarming

logan sargeant - shower sex

charles leclerc - pet play

lando norris - lingerie

sergio perez - hate sex

fernando alonso - semi-public sex

oscar piastri - breeding kink

toto wolff - daddy kink

max verstappen - rivals

lewis hamilton - free use

lando norris - collars/leashes

logan sargeant - praise kink

max verstappen - dom/sub dynamics

alexander albon - wet dreams

carlos sainz jr. - roleplay

lando norris - size kink

lance stroll - brat

toto wolff - degradation kink

george russell - mirror sex

max verstappen - filming/recording

carlos sainz jr - slutty behavior

lando norris - mafia au

oscar piastri - temperature play

toto wolff - power dynamics

fernando alonso - alternate universe (ceo au)

daniel ricciardo - uniform kink

lewis hamilton - non penetrative sex

toto wolff - monsters au

thank you to the love and support of my fandom friends & fans of the blog. i hope that you love what i create and you have a happy halloween <3

the heffleys are still coming to terms with the fact that you, rodrick’s cool girlfriend, are a real part of his life. greg, for one, can’t wrap his head around it—how did his brother manage to land someone like you? he even has a tiny crush on you, which he tries (and fails) to hide. during playdates, he and rowley keep sneaking wide-eyed glances at you, pretending to be fully focused on video games whenever you catch them staring.

susan, on the other hand, is thrilled to have you around. as a mom of three boys, she’s practically adopted you as her honorary daughter, showering you with warmth and enthusiasm every time you’re over. she’ll share every childhood story she can think of about rodrick—some endearing, most embarrassing—while he sits there mortified. she’ll even drag out the family photo albums when you’re around, cooing over old pictures of baby rodrick in onesies covered with embarrassing slogans.

then there’s mr. heffley, who’s suspiciously nice to you. he goes out of his way to make sure that sure the house is spotless when you come over, almost like he’s worried you’ll wise up to what a disaster rodrick can be and leave. every time rodrick says something dumb, mr. heffley’s shoulders tense, and he sneaks glances at you, hoping you don’t suddenly see you’re too good for his son.

and manny… well, you do your best to steer clear of that kid whenever you can.

it’s a typical dinner at the heffleys’. you’re seated next to rodrick, his hand resting on your knee under the table as he gives you a lopsided grin between bites. across from you, greg keeps sneaking glances at your chest. little perv.

once everyone’s settled with their plates, susan clears her throat, leaning forward with a bright, overly cheerful smile. “y/n,” she starts, clasping her hands like she’s about to impart some life-changing advice, “it’s just wonderful that you and rodrick are so… close.” she gives an small, knowing nod, and rodrick stiffens next to you.

“it’s very important,” she continues, picking up a carrot stick and an onion ring, “for young people in a… special relationship to be, you know…” she pauses, clearly hunting for the most embarrassing words possible, before adding, “prepared for close situations.” she looks at you and then at rodrick, before doing a little… mime with the carrot and onion ring. greg yelps, “MOM!” and pretends to gag, slapping both hands over his face like he’s been scarred for life. mr. heffley chokes on his mashed potatoes, reaching for his water with wide eyes.

“just remember,” she says, completely oblivious to the horror around her, “things can get… spicy, but a smart girl like you knows to have… protection.” she gives another exaggerated nod, waving her “lesson” props before setting them down, satisfied. rodrick’s hand tightens on your knee, and he mutters, “oh my god, kill me now,” through gritted teeth, trying to keep his cool despite the absolute humiliation.

mr. heffley takes a deep breath, giving you a look that says he really hopes you won’t dump rodrick over this—but he’d totally understand if you did.

Rodrick Heffley headcanons [2]

author's note: some more headcanons because i'm surprised by how many people liked the first ones

here's the first part

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His main love language is acts of service

and maybe physical touch.

Rodrick is always making sure you have your favourite snack

or that you ate in general.

He'll definitely play the drums while you're in the same room as him

when it's late at night and he finds you asleep while he'd been playing he's gonna be surprised

maybe even worried

but he ends up sleeping next to you.

Sometimes he makes bad jokes

or sometimes they're too mean

but he doesn't realize it until you bring that up

then he will awkwardly apologise.

He always had a messy room

even when his mom tried to tidy it

but when you come over

he'll try to make it look as clean as possible

just for you.

Rodrick is not the type for big dates

he prefers "doing nothing" dates

or nap dates

but when you two just started dating

or even before that

he'd put up the most absurd things just to impress you.

Anyways

one time you and him were at his place

sitting on the couch

just watching a movie (that you forced Rodrick to watch)

and suddenly he pulled you into a side hug

like tight

and right in that moment Greg came in

because he wanted to play videogames

but then he saw the two of you hugging like that

and he had to record this moment

and show it to everyone in front of Rodrick

just to embarass him

and that's exactly what happened.

Right in front of his parents too.

They didn't react too much

because they already knew you two were together

but it still amde Rodrick embarassed

and of course think about revenge.

befire taking his revenge he told you the wole plan

even if you kept telling him it was useless

but...yeah he didn't really listen to you.

overall he can be sweet

just not in front of the others.

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