🚨ATTENTION🚨

brb, screaming

ISEKAI QUARTET IS GETTING A MOVIE??????

Holy mother of all isekai...

キミはね 確かに あの時 私の側にいた いつだって いつだって いつだって すぐ横で 笑っていた 失くしても 取り戻す君を I will never leave you If you wanna battle then I take it to the street Where theres no rules Take off the gloves ref please step down Gotta prove my skillz so get down My lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now Gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill Don’t you be afraid mans gotta do how it fells Six to seven to eight to nine ten I flip the script to make it to the top ten, go Dreamless dorm, ticking clock I walk away from a soundless room Mindless night, moonlight melts My ghostly shadow to the lukewarm gloom Nightly dance of bleeding sword Reminds me that I still live Every man’s gotta fight the fear I’m the first to admit it shear thoughts Provoke the new era become a big terror But my only rival is my shadow Rewind then playback and fix my own error Get low to the ground it’s getting better Like I told you before double up I did more shudder L to the J say stay laced here’s my card b Royal flush and I’m the ace

uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won't stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please

im sorry, what

i cannot believe that out of all the fandoms, the one to crash ao3 was fucking minecraft

ADHD and autism is basically being considered rude for the dumbest reasons

Here’s an idea

Genshin Impact AU where Zhongli and Keqing are neighbors in an apartment complex, Zhongli is secretly a VTuber called Rex Lapis, and Keqing is secretly a Rex Lapis simp. Zhongli x Keqing is the obvious endgame.

I am alive. Here’s a throuple dynamic. I do not take criticism, not for this.

A: The tall one. Generally nice and happy person, but tired as a result of the relationship. Most serious of the three, but occasionally joins B in messing with C. Honestly comes across as the babysitter of the other two sometimes. They’ve recorded a video of B and C interrupting their reading time with a sword fight in the living room.

B: The short one. The one who is cringe and is embarrassed by it. Very cute, precious bean. Sometimes says the most cursed and unexpected shit imaginable, before burying their face into one of their partner’s chests. Tries to meme on C and be goofy, but is usually outclassed. Could never do anything mean to A.

C: The short one, part two. The one who is cringe and weaponizes it. Where did they get that taser. Occasionally builds things that should probably result in an arrest. Is actually really soft with their partners, leaving them vulnerable to trolling. Also makes fun of partners while cuddling them.

Bonus points if A is strong enough to carry both B and C under their arms like sacks of potatoes

ngl, i would read the diary and vengeful ghost ones

i really like to come up with bad light novel concepts. here’s a collection of romance novels

“I can’t believe you Nurse Joy’d Jeff Goldblum!”

When I made a recurring Jeff Goldblum shopkeeper who appears in every shop my players visit but always as a different Jeff