A Calm Moment

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

the more i love him the more he'll suffer tbh

These boys make me physically ill.

But I love them.

[ACTOR AU] actor ivan visits till during the recording of round 7

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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