People Are Always Like "Oh A Vampire Wouldn't Get Horny While Drinking Someone's Blood, That's Like Getting

the deleted scene of Glinda meeting Governor Thropp gives such a funny context to the line “She had a father-who by the way was Governor of Munchkinland”

because iirc it’s not a secret that Nessa is his daughter

so then the subtext of that line is “remember that other witch whose death you were singing about three hours ago? well they have the same dad and his bitch ass seems to be a common denominator in wickedness”

like it’s on sight even after he’s dead and she despises that man even though they met once

no one mourns the wicked indeed

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

mary puppins @ wade and logan after shwarma

IM READING THE NEW CHAPTER OF "Back For You" MADE BY THE LOVELY AND TALENTED @sakurabraches AND LET US BE GAY THESE GIRLIES FINALLY KISSSSS LIKE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THEM TO KISS AND IT FINALLY HAPPENED I MADE EVEN THESE PICTURE BC FRRRRRRR LETS GOOOO

Butchfemme whiterose part 2

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

rubs my face on you and purrs

Last timeloop I gave you my heart....