What If Your Doppelgänger Wasn’t Evil It Was Just A Person. What If Your Doppelgänger Wasn’t Trying

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

I have once again underestimated the internet. My bad. When I wrote my dark!Glinda AU, I wanted her to be insane and scary and violent.

She is.

But my commenters?

BLINDFOLD ME MOMMY LETS BANG!

And I am once again reminded why I love the internet :) we are apparently thirsting over the CRAZY PINK KILLER LESBIAN and that’s just fine with me 👍

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

[Image ID: Screenshot of an excerpt from AO3 that reads “I don’t want your gay fucking soup.” /End ID]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60463249

i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out