Cat Summer Begins The Literal Millisecond They See One (1) Spot Of Sun

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imagine a roleplay server where darkstalker never eats the strawberry and takes over the continent instead... now ur silly ocs have to defeat him. yeah i've been procrastinating working on that for over a fucking year now !! it should be done soon if i remember to work on it though

to make this more relevant to my audience, have a wip of my darkstalker gn cover redraw, a trend i am very late to but fashionably so

Galinda: Go fuck yourself.

Elphaba: Fuck me yourself.

Galinda, taking off her jacket: You asked for this.

Boq: This is the weirdest foreplay I've ever seen.

Mrs. Coddle: NOT IN THE CAFETERIA!

i truly dont give a fuck like if a ship is two girls who fucking hate each other upon first sight and are annoying about it and fight every single time theyre put in the same room until eventually they're like wait youre not so bad and maybe all the things about you that i hated were things i hated about myself and now that ive seen you at your worst and youve seen me at mine maybe this means that we can truly love each other for who we are im TUNED IN. NOTHING beats that! and im specifically talking about GIRLS i do not give a FUCK if a man finds love or if he hates a woman at first btw dont derail

there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet

picked up a novel thinking it's a lesbian dark fantasy arranged marriage. turns out it is a lesbian dark fantasy arranged marriage with themes of overcoming trauma and realizing your family was abusive and you didn't deserve that treatment and it also has taylor swift and atla references.

Gelphie doddles :D

Also made this template with my headcanons of them:

i like boobs teehee

Art by "@jungle_puppie" on Twitter

Ianthe thought she was so fucking smart when she achieved lyctorhood before anyone else without seeing any of the chambers. Thought she was so clever to just eat her cavalier whole against the will of everyone.

How stupid must she have felt when she watched the birth of Paul, and realized that if she'd done more work, tried just a little harder, taken a step back and slowed down she could have united hers and Corona's souls for eternity.

Corona who cried that she hadn't been chosen at her sister's ascension. Ianthe who hadn't chosen her because she couldn't bear to lose her, like a naive fool. Choosing immortality condemned Ianthe to inevitably lose Corona. That moment she started the stop watch, and I'll bet never even realized until that impromptu birthday party.

And to rub it in Paul tells her there is still time for her and Naberius to be perfect, like she cared a scrap about Naberius. but there is no time for her and Corona, she and Corona will never have that chance again.

God she must have screamed and screamed