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The CABINETS ONE. I am CRYINg

BBC Class + The Onion Headlines (1/?)

I'm really really enjoying this show

BBC Class + text posts

The evil one could be about both Anakin and Clovis just sayin

a TCW version for y'all

(parts one, three, four, five, six)

I reblogged this literally only to answer your question. Reyes. Reyes is the sinammon roll.

Mass Effect Andromeda + Cinnamon Roll meme 

Yes... perfect...

the clone wars + onion headlines

Andromeda’s Golden Worlds - Series 1

This is something I’ve been wanting to do ever since the game was announced - space propaganda location posters for all of the habitable worlds. Now that I’ve finally finished the story, I can get started on them!

This is series 1 with Eos, Havarl, Voeld, and H-047C. Series 2 will cover Elaaden, Kadara, Habitat-7, and Aya (feel like it belongs in the lineup).

Prints available at my Society6 store if anyone wants!

Ah yes, good

Andromeda’s Golden Worlds - Series 2

This is something I’ve been wanting to do ever since the game was announced - space propaganda location posters for all of the habitable worlds. This is series 2 with Elaaden, Kadara, Habitat-7, and Aya. I know, I know; not a Golden World. But! I do what I want. 

Messed around with some shelesh in there, hopefully didn’t screw up the wording; also had to make up a location for Habitat-7 since nothing’s listed in-canon. Tried to keep it poignant.

I loved working on these so fricking much. Prints are available, for both Series 1 and 2.

See Series 1

and again i just don’t want to loose these okay

Vorkosigan Saga Characters As Onion Headlines, Part Three

Simon 

Boss Able To Seamlessly Blend Constructive Criticism With Personal Attacks

Night Of Uninterrupted Deep Sleep Really Throws Man’s Day Off

Alys

Right Guy To Fuck With Identified

Busy Mom Wishes She Had Enough Spare Time To Fuck CIA Director

Duv

Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternatives To Having Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything

Wrongly Imprisoned Man Won’t Shut Up About It

Mark

Kidnapping Going Pretty Smoothly

Panic Attack Counted As Exercise

Study: 80% Of Waking Hours Spent Plotting Revenge

How To Find The Right Therapist

Tien

Man Needs Emotional Support Only A Woman Can Feign

Ekaterin

Amazon.com Recommendations Understand Area Woman Better Than Husband

Woman Launches Into 4-Minute Self-Deprecating Preamble Before Speaking Mind

Sudden Burst Of Confidence Not Sure Where The Hell It Came From Either

Area Woman Not Listened To Again

Byerly

Man Suspected Of Being Bumbling Spy

Kareen Koudelka

Area Daughter Belittled Out Of Concern

Tej

Relationship At Point Where Woman Has To Learn Boyfriend’s Family’s Weird Card Games

im going strong

Vorkosigan Saga Characters as Onion Headlines, Part One

Cordelia

I Have A Huge Crush On My Captor

Vanquished Foe’s Skull Makes Surprisingly Bad Wine Goblet 

Aral

Area Man Going To Go Ahead And Consider That A Date

I’m Not One Of Those Insecure Generals Who Needs To Win A Lot Of Battles

Congress Members Spend Afternoon Drawing Pictures Of Their Dream Capitals

Bothari

Military Now Considering Limiting Soldiers With Severe PTSD To 3 Combat Tours

Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation

Army Holds Annual ‘Bring Your Daughter To War’ Day

Kou

Man’s Insecurities Versatile Enough To Be Projected Onto Any Situation

Serg

Area Man Just In Bad Mood Because He’s Tired And An Awful Human Being

Man Announces Plan To Take Out Anger On First Less Powerful Person He Sees

Ges

Dating Profile Flatly States Man Looking For Someone He Can Control

Rulf 

Buddy System Responsible For Additional Death

Ezar

Family Infighting Apparent In Funeral Guest Book

Kareen Vorbarra

Area Woman’s Safety Net Braces For Another Impact

Geopolitical Balance Of Power Somehow Unaffected By Death Of Princess

Padma

Near-Death Experience Followed By Right-On-The-Money Death Experience

and more from the same series

top Vor things, no particular order:

Piotr, who wouldn’t accept Miles as his grandson until he was like five, asking if maybe Miles failed the Imperial Academy physical test because the instructor was a jealous prole

the end of Warrior’s Apprentice when Miles finally tells Baz his house colors and Baz nearly faints, and Miles tosses, “Break him in gently, Elena!” over his shoulder as he walks away

Gregor being like 95% sure that neither Miles nor Elena would ever point a loaded cannon at him

I’m almost entirely certain Simon isn’t actually, legally technically, sworn to Aral in any way, but every single person treats them as such

“Vor really does mean thief.” -drunk, furious Duv Galeni

Aral Vorkosigan, Admiral, Regent, Prime Minister and Viceroy, wears bright, floral shirts in his downtime. 

“Let’s see what happens” (every. time.)

“But of course. Every Vor lady go to the capital to shop.”

when Vordrozda draws the needler in the Council of Counts, in the presence of the emperor, and fully half of them, these old men with the status, stuffiness, and average age of the UK’s House of Lords, get up and run forward to tackle him

Miles, what have you done with your baby brother?

when Miles reluctantly admits to Ekaterin that they would have had to sacrifice her and Professora Vorthys for the good of the station and Komarr, if it came to it, and Ekaterin replies, “Of course. We’re Vor.” And you can hear Miles’ jaw hit the floor, because coincidentally it’s the same sound my jaw is making, because holy mothergrubbing shit, if you were not convinced by this point that they were perfect for each other…

when Richars says “Lady Alys doesn’t have a seat on the Council of Counts” and five days later, Alys has whipped up like seven votes against him, mostly by talking to various Countesses and their daughters

when Miles shows up at Ivan’s office in Memory to requesition him, and Ivan is like, “NOPE” until Miles explains that it’s for Illyan, and Ivan is like, “…about time. Mother’s been complaining” and falls in behind him.

Mark haphazardly enlisting Elena as an armswoman-simple

Ivan explaining the secret code of Gregor’s suit choice to the Arquas

this list could go on for so long; I’m going to stop it with a reminded that Aral Vorkosigan wears bright Hawaiian shirts, and also honorary mention to the time Bel Thorne pretended to buy Mark’s charade of being Miles so they could go rescue a bunch of clones from Jackson’s Whole. That was the most Milesian thing anyone non-Miles has ever done, with the possible exception of sinking ImpSec.

idk if anybody but me on my dash knows what any of this means and idc

Vorkosigan Saga Characters As Onion Headlines, Part Two

Piotr

Man’s Relationship Advice Same As His Hunting Tips

Report: More Americans Relying On Grandparents to Help Fuck Up Their Kids

Miles

Somebody’s Got To Save This Country From Certain Doom, And Let’s Face It, That Person Is Me

Take-Charge, Can-Do Guy Makes Terrible Decisions

Area Man Pretty Sure It’s Not Broken

I Shouldn’t Be Alive

27-Year-Old Lies About Every Single Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying

Elena

Area Teen Has Better Things To Do Than Kick Your Ass

Baz

26-Year-Old Feeling Self-Conscious After Seeing All His Friends Fail Slightly Less Than Him

Elli

Party Guest Hoping Birthday Card With Shirtless Hunk Taken In Playful Spirit With Which It Was Intended

Ivan

Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities

If You Ever Need Somebody To Stand Around And Not Contribute, You Know Where To Find Me

Area Man Up For Anything Except Being The One Who Makes The Decision

I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I’ll Fuck My Way Out

Cousins Meaner This Year

Man Pushing Self To Point Of Effort

Gregor

Depression Symptom Checklist Speaking To Area Man As No Poem Ever Could

Last Male Heir To Bloodline Watches Movie Alone On Laptop

I’ll be the first to admit that I actively dislike “anti-hero” bad-guys, but this is some really good art, and Darth Vader IS a good villain.

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Concept Art // by Amy Beth Christenson

Honestly I don't want to loose this gem

okay things to think about future movie nights:

Scott/Sara getting invited to movie night as soon as they’re allowed to leave the medbay

they tease their twin relentlessly about the cuddling with the LI

they tell everyone embarrassing stories from when they were kids

Reyes getting invited to movie night

he’s not exactly sure if he wants to, some of the crew still side eye him pretty hard (this is doubled with Scott/Sara there, tripled if Ryder is in a relationship with him)

it turns out to be a very fun evening and the crew relaxes a little around him

Vetra invites Sid, who absolutely jumps at getting aboard the tempest

Sid tries to sit in between Ryder and Vetra if they’re in a relationship “Leave room for Spirits, Vetra.”

Sid and Scott/Sara bonding over being the left out sibling

Gil says he wants to invite Jill and the stipulation is she can’t talk about re-population or try to convince anyone to have kids

Gil promises she’ll be on her best behavior

She is not on her best behavior. she keeps showing people pictures of babies and ultrasounds like they’re her own

Peebee complaining that this is getting way out of hand

a second couch is needed

Casual!Ryder trying to act out things, everyone is begging them not to

Professional!Ryder getting asked constantly to reenact scenes with various crewmates

everyone arguing for a week beforehand about what kind of movie to watch. Lexi, Cora, and Jaal want an asari flick, Liam, Vetra, and Drack want action, Peebee always wants to watch the Blasto movies, Suvi wants to watch any and all versions of Planet Earth, Kallo likes the spaceship version of pimp my ride but he and Gil argue over 90% of it, and Reyes keeps lowkey offering pirate movies.

They eventually have to start a rotation

Hamilton + Mass Effect Andromeda is my jam

The voices are so well done omg

Several months late. Apologies to those that did the lines right away and thank you for doing them right away. And thanks to Loststeam for stepping in such short notice, so this can be finished. Couple voices in here are their own take. Thanks to @freakxwannaxbe for giving us permission!

Original Comic http://freakxwannaxbe.tumblr.com/post/137313289389/that-scene-in-mulan-where-all-the-ancestors-are

Based on the Ancestors scene from Disney’s Mulan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apQUcKFFZCg

Obi-Wan Kenobi :: John Archer II [https://www.soundcloud/john-joseph-archer-ii] Padmé Amidala :: Heidi Tabing [https://www.youtube.com/user/AderuMoro] Anakin Skywalker :: Dan Conlin [https://www.youtube.com/user/convito] Yoda :: Derek Crawley [https://www.youtube.com/user/derekotsu] Qui-Gon Jinn :: LoststeamVAA [https://www.youtube.com/user/LoststeamVAA] Mace Windu :: Gary Scales [https://www.soundcloud.com/g-scales]

I love Star Trek have I ever mentioned

Star Trek + Onion Headlines (1/?)

Part 2

These are still cool. They will always be cool.

are these still cool or

I've never seen one of the birds ones fit better tbh

the walking dead + guide to troubled birds

I love them I love this show I am living in a world of my imagination we're FIREFLY WAS NEVER CANCELLED

Firefly & Serenity + Tumblr Text Posts

Iconic

Han + text posts

I just really love this artwork okay

Star Wars 

Created by Terese Nielsen

I am in TEARS

some fun pre development facts about mass effect andromeda before you play :)

if you bought the super deluxe secret mega pack for $101.99, you’ll get a cute lingerie set that’s locked to scott. just to scott. for the low price of $1.99, scott gets a cute lingerie set.

10 lucky individuals will recieve a code on the inside of their andromeda case. 9 of these codes will cause the system in question to literally just fucking explode, but one lucky user’s ryder will be permanently equipped with a 10 gallon hat. if you try to take it off, liam will show up behind you, gently chid you with a ‘yaint gonna forget your hat now are ya’, and place a replacement hat on your head. 

there was talk of copying fallout 4′s radio system, but sheryl chee ruined this by demanding the station genres be locked to vaporwave, dubstep and nightcore. “vetra only listens to nightcore,” she stated, “vetra ONLY listens to nightcore!” she said nothing else on the matter. the rest were so unsettled, this plan was scrapped

david gaider, who never worked on a mass effect game, did not actually leave the studio. he just replaced mike gamble, and slinks around the edmonton building posing as his double, periodically banishing people who break in to a terrifying pocket dimension.

the original hero’s last name was intended to be “Fry”, and they were to have stumbled upon the Andromeda Initiative’s cryopods wholly accidentally when they fell backwards into one while delivering pizza on a new years eve.

contrary to popular belief, cora is not a single soccer mom. she’s three soccer moms piloting a single uniform soccer mom suit.

carver and bethany hawke, well known for their roles as “bethany and carver hawke” in the critically commercially universally acclaimed panned enjoyed controversial game ‘Dragon Age 2′ are returning to the studio that gave them their start in the roles of Sara Ryder and squadmate Nakmor Drack, respectively

the reason scott ryder allegedly has such a small ass is because bioware’s Good Ass Budget was divided between Sebastian and Vivienne. truth be told, there is no more ass budget. anyone you see with an ass is just pretending.

if you put your ear up to your console or pc tower when playing a disc version of andromeda and listen closely, you can still hear ashley williams telling you to fuck off in a serene, smooth soothing voice usually reserved for her friends and family

I can't look at this right now but I want to later

Mass Effect Tribute

Hey, guys! With only EIGHT more days until Mass Effect: Andromeda comes out, I thought it would be nice to take a step back and remember the games that got us this far. Here are five of the best tributes to Mass Effect I’ve ever seen! (Watch the first one last for the most feels)

This one to make you cry:

This one to make you smile:

This one to make you remember:

This one to make you laugh:

And this one to get you PUMPED UP!

Here’s to another great journey to come! Be seeing you in Andromeda!

I felt like we needed more of these

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6

Game of Thrones, Season 6 + Onion Headlines (1/?)

Jon Snow + text posts

Have I already reposted this idk and idc

game of thrones | text posts

Game of Thrones + Troubled birds Part 1 (Part 2)

I love anything and everything like this

Game of Thrones + Troubled birds Part 2 (Part 1)

Zevran was my first bioware romance. I think this tells you why

Zevran: I am hardly the person to lecture on the worthier points of human nature, but surely this is a fine time to display the oft-lauded virtue known as mercy?

Zevran: I deserved to die, and you spared me. Why are you so quick to condemn these mages?

Warden: You’re a lot better-looking than most of the mages.

Zevran: Why, thank you. Flattery would normally distract me, but not today. Inconvenient, no?

Warden: You’re saying I made a mistake sparing you?

Zevran: (Nervous laughter) Perhaps. But you did it nevertheless, no?

Warden: Magic and knives are different.

Zevran: Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speed could kill.

Zevran: Why single out the wielders of one and not the others?

Warden: Mages can do more damage with one spell than you ever could.

Zevran: Mm. Touché.

Zevran: I’ve taken the lives of many throughout my career, but this is no measured act. There is no chase, no hunt, no dignity in this… there is only slaughter.

Warden: What about the people they might slaughter?

Zevran: Might, not will. Committing genocide just because something might happen is more than the mark of a weak mind. It is insanity.

Warden: Zevran, you’re a hypocrite.

Zevran: Perhaps I am at that, and a thief and a murderer as well. But I looked my victims in the face.