Enid: I'll dance, dance, dance with my hands, hands, hands above my head, head, head.
Enid: *throws Thing above her head*
Wednesday:
Wednesday: You are so lucky you look adorable right now otherwise I would kill you.
Idk why a lot of Wenclair fics have Enid being against Wednesday’s more deranged and violent attributes because if Wednesday’s going after somebody it’s because she has a good reason and Enid is exactly the same. Yeah she’s slightly more reasonable and will nudge Wednesday off the edge of extreme reactions but she’s 100% down for revenge and you can’t change my mind. If Enid was there for the torture scene, she’d have been the only one that stayed.
Like girlie was waiting all season for an opportunity to fuck Tyler’s shit up. She was anti-Tyler before anyone else. And we know she isn’t a normie hater, she went to the dance with what’s-his-name and genuinely liked him by the end so her issue was with Tyler specifically. But did she do anything? No. Because our girl is mature enough to control herself. She even acknowledged Wednesday’s feelings for him and encouraged her to pursue them. But the minute he laid a violent hand on her girl, she was READY to jump his shit. No hesitation. Like yeah she transformed to save Wednesday. She’s in love, we know this. But Wolf Enid vs the Hyde was personal. His vibes were off and Enid knew it from the beginning.
What I’m trying to say is give Enid a solid enough PowerPoint presentation on why someone deserves to die and she’s down for murder.
Wednesday, texting Enid : Enid, I think my stalker has finally made a move, I’m being kidnapped. Sincerly, W.Addams
Enid: Where are you?
Wednesday : I’m with some strange person. In a appealing looking van.
Enid : I’ll call Yoko.
Yoko, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Enid : Where’s Wednesday? She texted me that she's were being kidnapped. You were supposed to be hanging out together!
Yoko: Wednesday? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Yoko:
Yoko: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Yoko: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Wednesday : WHO ARE YOU?!
the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
Jace: Where's Mother?
Daemon: We had a fight. She said she'd take what's hers and leave.
Jace: And what did she do?
Daemon: She picked Mysaria up and left.
Rhaenyra: So are we flirting right now?
Alicent: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Rhaenyra: That doesn’t answer my question
Wenclair fic where the Addams bring Pubert with them for Parents Day and Enid sees Wednesday being like this with Pubert, all while Wednesday is unaware Enid is watching and Enid just falls in love with her even more pls
Wednesday holds up a bloody denim jacket: Tanaka, taste some of this blood to aid us in identifying the suspect
Yoko: Okay, first, ask me nicer. Second, I don't have to lick it, I can just smell it.
Enid: Wednesday, let me do it. I'm the werewolf.
Yoko: Whats that supposed to mean? You think you can smell blood better than a vampire?
Enid: Bestie, you could be the Queen of the Damned, and I would still sniff it better.
Yoko snatches the jacket out of Wednesday's hands: She didn't ask you, she asked the QUALIFIED blood expert
Enid grabs the sleeve of the jacket: Expert? Ajax gave you cow blood and you didn't even notice!
Yoko: Let go before you vom all over it, light weight
Enid: Don't worry, I'll aim for those Nike knock offs instead
Wednesday watches silently as Enid and Yoko fall to the ground wrestling for the jacket
Divina: Thanks for inviting me, Addams. Wanna Reese's cup?
Yoko: MUTT
Enid: HAG