Viserys just trying to enjoy his dinner after finally convincing his daughter to marry: …
Daemon: shit sorry forgot I was exiled. I must have forgot while murdering my wife. Alas I must fuck your daughter in the middle of her wedding feast where everyone can see us
Laena: Daemon may be a red flag but I’m colour blind and I’ll ride that dragon like he’s Vhagar
Alicent: ✨dramatic entrance✨I declare war. Also Rhaenyra’s a SLUT! That I’m totally not in love with this is a normal reaction to your former homoerotic bestie fucking her kings guard
Sir Criston: IM A DIRTY WHORE! FUCK GAY PEOPLE! HOMOSEXUALITY’S A SIN AND I AM GOD. Alright cool if you don’t mind imma go kill myself
Harwin: RHAENYRA! *punches his way through a brawl* I hear you have an opening for your personal whore and I must say I would be honoured
Rhaenyra: Uncle Daemon wouldn’t it be so hot if you murdered everyone in this room and then fucked me on top their corpses. I’d marry you if you did that
Viserys:
that is the gayest sigh I’ve ever heard.
most of the fanbase: *shipping war with two female characters over a male character intensifies*
my gay ass: hmm.. two girls.. pretty girls. why girls need man?? girls should kissms,, holde handss,, get marryiedd...
Harlow Addams fighting against gender dysphoria one cuddle at a time
What’s a little brother but a walking lift to pick you up and reach bugs
Rhaenyra the cruel.
Lucerys' first & last appearances on House of the Dragon.
Wenclair fic where the Addams bring Pubert with them for Parents Day and Enid sees Wednesday being like this with Pubert, all while Wednesday is unaware Enid is watching and Enid just falls in love with her even more pls