Alicent Shitposting Pt.27

A few Hwasa Gifs

it’s so evil when you KNOW a character is bisexual but the writers don’t. cmon guys get it together

You bet your ass when Rhaenyra was riding Syrax she was calculating the logistics of kissing Alicent up in the clouds. Like would Alicent be seated in front of her or behind her? What precise degree of leaning would provide her with the greatest access to Alicents lips? Would she flirt and then lean in, or lean in and then flirt?

Alicent shitposting pt.25

Alicent shitposting pt.20

Viserys just trying to enjoy his dinner after finally convincing his daughter to marry: …

Daemon: shit sorry forgot I was exiled. I must have forgot while murdering my wife. Alas I must fuck your daughter in the middle of her wedding feast where everyone can see us

Laena: Daemon may be a red flag but I’m colour blind and I’ll ride that dragon like he’s Vhagar

Alicent: ✨dramatic entrance✨I declare war. Also Rhaenyra’s a SLUT! That I’m totally not in love with this is a normal reaction to your former homoerotic bestie fucking her kings guard

Sir Criston: IM A DIRTY WHORE! FUCK GAY PEOPLE! HOMOSEXUALITY’S A SIN AND I AM GOD. Alright cool if you don’t mind imma go kill myself

Harwin: RHAENYRA! *punches his way through a brawl* I hear you have an opening for your personal whore and I must say I would be honoured

Rhaenyra: Uncle Daemon wouldn’t it be so hot if you murdered everyone in this room and then fucked me on top their corpses. I’d marry you if you did that

Viserys:

Why not pull an all nighter for Wednesday as an tiny assassin duck?

you gotta be able to say "die"

you gotta be able to say "suicide"

you gotta be able to talk about "sex"

they're uncomfortable topics, YEAH for SURE

because LIFE is uncomfortable. Death and suicide and sex and pain are straight up going to happen. not having words for the way it discomforts you doesn't make it more comfortable, it just makes you less able to reach out about it.

even more vital, you gotta be able to say words like "rape", "abuse", "queer" or "racist". cause we fought fucking hard to name those experiences. to identify "rape" as distinct from "sex" and "racism" as distinct from "acceptable behaviour" and "queer" as distinct from "invert"

like the function of communication is not to minimise immediate discomfort. we gotta be able to talk about stuff that's hard or sucks or causes difficult conversations.

girl i know she's beautiful but your father is dying

D'COOKE CONTENT FINALLY THEY ARE MY REAL PARENTS