I'm Both Dumber And Smarter Than You Think So Don't Underestimate Me Because I'm Actually Smart About

Rhaenyra the cruel.

more married wenclair!!

I just found the funniest shot in the dinner scene. You have Aemond in his best “you know I had to do it to em” pose. Jace “bad posture king” going to throw his punch. Aegon laughing his ass off. Alicent facepalming and wondering why her children can’t be normal. And poor servant in the background pretending nothing is happening. 

I was thinking about how both Wednesday and Enid are ‘act now think about the consequences later’ type of people. And how therefore, with Wednesday’s uncanny ability to attract death and destruction wherever she goes, this will inevitably lead them into being half way into doing some stupid shit before realising they have no business being involved in said stupid shit…

Wednesday: I can’t believe you thought I did it.

Enid: I can’t believe you though I did it. I’m not the one prone to murder here.

Wednesday: Prone to murder? Name one person I’ve murdered so horrifically.

Enid, sarcastically: Oh I don’t know. That kid you dumped piranha on!

Wednesday: He’s still alive Enid! That’s only attempted murder!

Enid: Excuse me if I thought that meant you committing a successful murder was a possibility!

Wednesday: That’s so not the point and you know it.

Enid: Feel free to enlighten me.

Wednesday: Seriously? If I was going to kill someone i’d never be this sloppy. This is a complete hatchet job. No pun intended. I’m honestly offended my own girlfriend has such low expectations when it comes to my ability to kill someone and get away with it.

Enid: Oh my god why is this a thing you’re sensitive about? There was a dead guy right in front of me. I was freaking out! I’m sorry if I didn’t consider your feelings regarding the efficiency of whoever nerked the corpse I found you standing over.

Wednesday: You’re forgiven. Honestly the piranha incident wasn’t my finest work. I fear my easy capture and inability to finish the job will forever stain my otherwise perfect delinquency record.

Enid: I know, I know, woe is you. But sweetheart I need you and that big haunted brain of yours to focus. Because if you didn’t do it and I didn’t do it. Who’s fucking murder did we just cover up?

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The painting this is based off of is “Romeo and Juliet” by Sergio Cupido!

EMMA D’ARCY

Photographed by Piczo for i-D Magazine

I choked 😂

via: @raideilapis on twitter

teenagers, amirite?

read my gothbee (wednesdayxbianca) fanfic here!

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.