"Incredibly Closeted Young Woman Who Will Do Anything For Hugs"

Jace: Where's Mother?

Daemon: We had a fight. She said she'd take what's hers and leave.

Jace: And what did she do?

Daemon: She picked Mysaria up and left.

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

Hotd little league AU

Alicent Hightower and her son have arrived at the pitch fifteen minutes early.

Rhaenyra arrives exactly on time with her son.

Kids remain on the bench for the first half of the match, time to have a little snack!

Alicent and Criston Cole do not agree with the referee. Aemond did not deserve a yellow card. Alicent will talk with the referee's wife tomorrow at church about it.

Lucerys swears he did not jank Aemond's hair! Rhaenyra has threatened to call the football federation if further action is pursued.

A scrap has ocurred on the pitch. Time remaining 5 minutes. Score 0-0

Match is over, it's a draw. Both moms are having a little discussion. The referee is unsuccessful in stopping it.

Like every Saturday morning both moms are forced to apologize to each other if they don't want to get banned again from attending matches.

This is the spirit of football!

D'COOKE CONTENT FINALLY THEY ARE MY REAL PARENTS

Alicent: You say “please” and “thank you” in front of your kids all the time and they never repeat it.

Alicent: But you say “fuck” ONCE-

Imagine this

After Rhaenyra is fed to Sunfyre, she awakens in the past before the Dance, surrounded by her family, who also died and came back like her. After a long, tearful embrace, the Blacks all decide that revenge is pointless and that the iron throne can go fucking rust. Rhaenyra is tired and war-weary and just wants to be with her family. So, Rhaenyra writes a letter to her father relinquishing her right to the Iron Throne, and the Blacks pack their things and fuck off to Essos for a long holiday. Family is all that matters, and damn it, they're going to take advantage of this second chance and heal.

Meanwhile, back in King's Landing, Viserys is utterly heartbroken, and The Greens are triumphant, but certain vital players refuse to accept Rhaenyra's decision. In fact, her choice to give up her rights have the opposite effect, and suddenly half of Westeros, with a few Green members, wants her to come back and be Queen.

- Aegon II weeps when he reads the letter. He's the heir, and now he's trapped with the green manacles around his wrists tightening. So he writes a series of letters to his sister, begging her to change her mind.

- Viserys realizes that it's all his fault that Rhaenyra cast aside her duty. This heartens his health, and suddenly, his eyes are open to the machinations of his Hand, and he begins cleaning house... One Green at a time.

- Rhaenyra is just trying to enjoy her beach vacation and spend time with her family, but ever since she and her family came to Essos, she's been bombarded with letters pleading with her to come back and take her rightful place as Heir. Obviously, these letters are thrown into the fire, but by morning, there are at least a dozen more.

- Lucerys is still scarred by the memories of his death, but what happened above the sea has caused him to develop a deep interest in sailing and learning the ways of water dancing. Maybe being Lord of Driftmark won't be so bad after all.

- Rhaena and Baela are at their peak, living their hot girl summer, and Daemon sets aside his pride to be the father he never was to his precious girls. They tour old burial sites, sup with a Khal, spend hours playing with little Viserys and Aegon III at the beach, and Rhaena's egg hatches! She's ecstatic and takes to the hatchling almost immediately.

-) Jace finally corrects his atrocious posture and takes to learning Vlayrian with little Joffrey. Jace loosens up and finds that very much loves painting, writing poetry, and even sending several scripts to Helaena, who blushes with every poem he sends her. Baela's poems are just as passionate, thus leading to a very, very romantic correspondence between the three of them ;).

- Aemond flies to his half-sister's vacation home, hoping to find out what the Blacks are plotting, only to be shocked at how chill everyone is. Drinking iced wine, swimming at the beach, reading, sunbathing... The Blacks want to relax, damn it!

Aemond: "Nephew, what are you doing?"

Lucerys: "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm sunbathing. Could you move? You're in my light."

- And somewhere in the Red Keep, Alicent is struggling with the realization that Rhanyra has given up her position as the future Queen of Westeros and finally snaps. No, this is not how it ends! She will sail to Essos and convince her former lover friend to return, where she'll be given a high position at court. No, Alicent will not allow Rhaenyra to leave after all that's happened between them! She refuses! - Just everyone pestering Rhaenyra now that she's finally free and trying to live her hot girl summer. They only want her when she's not there, but she's not having it. Sometimes, the best revenge is just living well and eating cake.

really settling into my art style

i want the opening scene of wednesday s2 to be a close up shot of wednesday behind jail bars and her dark monologuing over the scene about how terrible it is she ended up here and then you see a flash light up her face for a second and enid says something to her off camera (“Ya Wednesday you definitely look super murderous”) and the shot pulls back and they’re just doing a tour of alcatraz, enid just took a photo, and she actually is visiting enid like she was asked to

To The Person At The Bus Stop Holding A Bouquet of Red Roses by Jordan Bolton

Part of Scenes from Imagined Films

hotd as troubled birds (2/?)