Omg This Is SUCH A Grandma Thing. She’s Totally Okay With Them Being Queer, She’s Just Upset That

I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.

Jacaerys Velaryon

national mikey madison day passed last week! hope shes killing it out there and all these movie announcements for her arent an april fools joke i hate yall 😭

Wheein: i want to buy a new watch

Byul: but where are you going to find 100$ ?

Wheein: we could always sell yongsun unnie

Byul: yeah, but where are you going to find the other 95$ ?

Yongsun:

Yongsun: wHaT hAve i eVeR-

Wednesday: We would like to purchase this dress.

Cashier: *stares, pale in the face* W-We…?!

Wednesday: Yes. We. She wants to wear dresses.

Enid: Woof. Bork. Bork. Woof.

Wednesday: And as you can see, she is ten feet tall at the moment, and tore her favorite one for the full moon tonight.

Enid: Woof. :(

MAMAMOO+

GGBB

TEASER

Hotd little league AU

Alicent Hightower and her son have arrived at the pitch fifteen minutes early.

Rhaenyra arrives exactly on time with her son.

Kids remain on the bench for the first half of the match, time to have a little snack!

Alicent and Criston Cole do not agree with the referee. Aemond did not deserve a yellow card. Alicent will talk with the referee's wife tomorrow at church about it.

Lucerys swears he did not jank Aemond's hair! Rhaenyra has threatened to call the football federation if further action is pursued.

A scrap has ocurred on the pitch. Time remaining 5 minutes. Score 0-0

Match is over, it's a draw. Both moms are having a little discussion. The referee is unsuccessful in stopping it.

Like every Saturday morning both moms are forced to apologize to each other if they don't want to get banned again from attending matches.

This is the spirit of football!

you heard him

Wednesday holds up a bloody denim jacket: Tanaka, taste some of this blood to aid us in identifying the suspect

Yoko: Okay, first, ask me nicer. Second, I don't have to lick it, I can just smell it.

Enid: Wednesday, let me do it. I'm the werewolf.

Yoko: Whats that supposed to mean? You think you can smell blood better than a vampire?

Enid: Bestie, you could be the Queen of the Damned, and I would still sniff it better.

Yoko snatches the jacket out of Wednesday's hands: She didn't ask you, she asked the QUALIFIED blood expert

Enid grabs the sleeve of the jacket: Expert? Ajax gave you cow blood and you didn't even notice!

Yoko: Let go before you vom all over it, light weight

Enid: Don't worry, I'll aim for those Nike knock offs instead

Wednesday watches silently as Enid and Yoko fall to the ground wrestling for the jacket

Divina: Thanks for inviting me, Addams. Wanna Reese's cup?

Yoko: MUTT

Enid: HAG

Floof