First Kiss! Robotnik Totally Forgot That Kisses Are A Thing

Who needs sleep when Ive had 2 large iced coffees and 2 bowls of coffee ice cream... Its all coming together.

Stobotnik doodles~

Territorial.

Do it for HIM but the 'it' is murder.

Stobotniks All three Robotniks thinking 'Wow these people are so weird... Thank god im the normal one.'

The eras

Lovingly married Stobotnik. (Hypothetical S4 Ivo wearing his old Stone-patched jacket like a bathrobe)

Ivo tests if hes still got it. (Easy Mode)

Yeah, that about sums it up :')

Levels of shipping Agent Stone and Robotnik through the movies:

Sonic 1

Sonic 2

Sonic 3

Are you telling me that Stone survived a fall that should have killed him, stole a soldier's uniform, pulled Ivo's broken body out of the rubble, somehow carried him away of the scene and all the way to Mexico quickly enough for him not to die, THEN spent months caring for him all while avoiding the authorities?

Lee was right, Robotnik needs Stone WAY more than Stone needs Robotnik.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i'm dedicating my first post to share stobotnik art i made, the way god intended (i just thought they deserved to have a dance)

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(i literally had never made ship art until now, help 😭😭)

Some more Stobotnik~

Cuz the suit jacket with tie and no shirt is crazy.

It took at least an extra week for things to get cleared up. Where he got that ring... dont worry about it. Whatre you a cop?

Also i realize I never draw S1 Robotnik. IDKY Anyways-

Robotniks personal space issues. (exaggerated... possibly. Have we seen them in an elevator before?)

Robotnik being very generous and sharing his candy with his best friend Stone with no ulterior motives.

Thoughts! I really like silly things, so post movie 3 AU worms...

Robotnik puts up a personal radio tower, which has the side effect of improving reception for the whole town. The townsfolk think it's great and profusely thank him, and Robotnik is just like STOP STEALING MY RADIO WAVES

Stone works an an Uber Eats driver to keep up appearances, but if they need serious money Robotnik just hacks into some random country's treasury and steals some. Stone treats his job money as a personal allowance and buys them treats.

Stone has personal beef with this ONE particular guy over something petty and spends his time making that specific guy miserable

Shadow spends time with kids his own age, playing videogames, sports etc. but always hides his powers.

Shadow has a poor impression of Sonic cos Stobotnik badmouth him all the time (“mom said I’m not allowed to hang around with you” vibes).

Due to ARS Robotnik is frail and tires easy now, so he frequently leans on Stone these days, also lets Stone assist with the physical building of large machines.

Do you ever get the urge to listen to a song but the only thing you can remember is like, two lyrics and you don't have it saved anywhere and can't recall the name?

Yeah, that's happening to me rn. All I can hear is "I'll never forgive him, i'll never forget" and it's this one guy singing and it's sort of like a rock song, idk. I can't remember what the song is and it's driving me insane, literally. Send help.

Update: it's been 10 minutes since I posted this and I found the song. I'm so mad about it, it's called four aces by fish in a bird cage

agent stone is sooo German Shepherd coded. I’ve seen folks say Golden Retriever a few times and that isn’t it at ALL.

His number one trait is unwavering loyalty- but it’s only for one person. He dismisses others and is only passive with them, even going as far as disliking most other people/creatures that come around.

He takes orders when robotnik is around, and otherwise takes a light and smart lead. He doesn’t love on everyone else, just his one person. Not Golden Retriever at all!!!

For his person, he’s endlessly again- loyal. Pleasing. He puts his thoughts aside just to listen and take orders from the one person he respects. He’s level headed when he knows robotnik is safe and under control, and his only true worry comes from when his person is under distress, or threatened. That’s enough to set him scared.

And he’d be more than happy just staying with that one person forever.

Ever seen the adoration in working German Shepherds eyes while they’re at work? Check out some videos, they’re neat to watch. Hell yeah though, that’s sure him.

self projecting a little tho 🤭 I love those dogs, and he deserves better than the meager golden retriever treatment.

Art by Essi Välimäki

Now I want yo read this. But no fics. Help.

So I've been on a reading kick for Elias adopts Baby Jon who has timetraveled from the apocalypse and is an avatar fics, and I am vastly disappointed. Why, you may ask? Because no one has taken advantage of one very obvious fact: Jonah Magnus would 100% be a bitchy PTA Karen parent.

Think about it. He would use the Eye to to know that, actually, Susan did NOT make those cupcakes for the bake sale, she bought them from fucking Waitrose. And she's cheating on her wife with Debra the LLW teacher. So she better tell little Jimmy to back the fuck off his special little eye boi or he will RUIN her reputation.

Like, just for a second, imagine him striding up to a school in his finest Boring Manager (tm) Attire, and the principal thinks it's gonna be a generic meeting. Then this bastard calmly takes off his jacket, folds it over his arm and tells the principal that if Mr Anderson doesn't start providing proper care and facilities for Jon's neurodivergence and knowledge powers, someone might just let slip about that tax fraud you're committing. Oh, and also, your partner is flirting with the mailman as we speak. And then just fucking strides off, Knowing that you will do as he asked cause how the fuck does he know that?!?

The potential guys, I swear.

(Yes in this world he also drives a minivan. It has a giant eye painted on the side. Jon calls it Mystereye Machine)