What Is The Cardassian Equivalent Of Smoking A Cigar Do We Think?

POV: you're a cardassian space vole and the twink doctor is tryna grab you with his little grabbers

Here's some zooms for anyone who wants the (nonexistent) detail sorry I'm still learning so posting this was a mess

everyone stfu they are sleeping

I love the random replacements for clichés writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that

Don't let anyone tell you that seeing someone like you on television isn't important.

keiko and garak!!!! keiko!! and!! garak!!!!!!!!

When having sex, O'Brien and Bashir do not kiss on the mouth in a "just bros rubbing one out keeping it friendly" kind of way. But Garak and Bashir dont kiss on the mouth in a "i'm desperately in love with him and holding that back by the skin of my teeth and if he shows me an ounce of tenderness i will start crying" kind of way. Garak and O'Brien mention this to each other and both assume the other is doing the same thing with Bashir. I hope this helps.

Garak in his Pussy Galore outfit saying he's "not too sure about the collar."

Julian. Are you aware how low of a cut he's willing to go for you? Do you know what kind of plunging necklines he would put on for you? You could put him in an outfit that would make any other Cardassian pass out or throw up. You could see his titty spoon if you wanted. You could see his cleavage and you're putting him in a turtleneck? You are interfering with his ability to slut it up, and he wants to slut it up for you.

It's both of them

I keep meeting artists who complain that Tumblr Is Dead then when I check their blog they've made four posts in six months and all of them were self promo lmao. Influencers whining that "tumblr is useless for engagement" tells me every part of the problem, like sorry you can't just show up and farm this userbase for clicks by waving buzzwords around the way you can on tiktok. This is the Excited About Stupid Things website reblog some shitty fanart or die