I Hate That The Ao3 Tag Says "Elim Garak". I Am Not On A First Name Basis With That Man. Frankly I Don't

i really do want to see what the alpha quadrant yelp reviews for quark's bar are like. do they fuck with him. does he get 100% negative reviews from bajorans for working for cardassians

Does Dr. Julian Bashir from Star Trek DS9 eat pussy?

Prev said they want a drawing of these scenes but Garashir say LESS

I'm so normal about this

This plays like a really nice ending at first like "aw yeah Garak's a good guy in his own way after all :)" and then you rotate the events of the episode in your head a minute and realize that the only way any of this makes sense is if he was genuinely ready to turn them over to the military dictatorship and only changed course after Gul Dipshit was like "we can murder them and it will be epic and based" and Garak's mental calculus was "the terrorists are less of a threat to the military dictatorship alive than they would be as martyrs".

The quadrant's most charming and affable spook.

#star trek ds9 #garak #dukat #damar #"plain-and-simple" garak #actually-simple damar

My favorite thing about Damar is that he’s just a dude. Garak and Dukat are constantly scheming, speaking in euphemisms all the time, never fully honest with anyone around them or even truly with themselves, and Damar is just like, there. Like he proves this isn’t a Cardassian thing, they’re just Like That.

Dukat, talking about killing someone: I’ll make the necessary arrangements to ensure they’re properly taken care of.

Garak, talking about killing someone: You can rest assured I will do all that is in my power to make sure their stay is as pleasant as possible. But,, once they’re back in their own ship, it’s simply out of my hands.

Damar, talking about killing someone: We should have them killed.

deep space nine

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

keiko and garak!!!! keiko!! and!! garak!!!!!!!!

Do you think bajorans / humans look a bit unnerving to cardassians... imagine a human but twice as smooth. Are humans to cardassians what odo is to humans. (Im dragged out kicking and screaming)