I desperately need for "Cheers" to be the episode where Simon comes back to Ooo and finds the place a wreck because Marcy went to visit Simon at work and found a dead? Choose Goose, an altar to GOLB, and no Simon. She panics.
In true supportive GF fashion, Bubblegum activates DefCon 4. Everyone is interrogated - from the dog visitor to Dirt Beer Guy to Astrid who explains that Fionna and Cake was here. Fucking wizards are brought in because if GOLB is involved then shit could get real bad. King Man is there. Marcy makes a collect call to Hunson in case he knows how to get to GOLB.
Literally all hands on deck. Bubblegum is already lowkey preparing for an apocalypse and/or setting up funeral arrangements because if Simon went to GOLB, there's a good chance that he's not coming back. And if he does come back, there's a good chance that GOLB is with him. Neither are good endings.
Marcy is inconsolable. King Man has yet to leave, possibly eating popcorn. Finn feels guilty because he was so sure that Simon was okay. In a fit of panic, Marcy blames Finn for not telling her about this earlier. Huntress is de-escalating that situation.
And Simon... walks into the Candy Castle with a T-Shirt that says "I saw GOLB and LIVED" or some other tacky slogan. And it's the Community Pizza scene
So apparently this hatemonger is an actual person, but I choose to still hope she is not real.
Why?
Because we, as a human race, have much to fear if we can produce someone so inherently hateful, they feel as though it is their solemn duty to destroy people and they have nothing to lose in this pursuit.
Against someone like this, how can we fight? How far can we go in our own defence before we are the villains? Is institutionalisation an option, and if so, is it a fair one?
I know there are some of you scoffing at the idea of fairness when dealing with such a person, but in dealing with villains, demons, any of the world’s evils, we need to police ourselves lest we join their ranks.
They have tried to silence her internet presence, but in doing so, have blown it up. They are rallying to shut her down, but tagging her name on this post, I am putting my own self at risk of exposure. ( I will do so, but only because I am stubborn and wreckless) Put her under house arrest, take away her internet? She will get through, somehow. Whatever solution we put out there, she will find a way to circumvent it.
It is the people who scream the loudest who get the most attention, and she’s getting you, me, all of us, to scream for her, and that terrifies me, because this person has such disregard for humanity, not much unlike another German who has plagued our world’s history.
So yes, I will sit here, wishing, hoping, praying to the universe that this person is just a troll, because unlike the things under our beds and in our closets when we were children, this is one monster that can hurt us.
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