Blissfullybrightsstuff - The Bees Knees

why do we as dykes not have a cruising culture… sometimes i do not want the requisite first date staring soulfully into each other’s eyes and talking about our childhoods sometimes i want one brief sizzling glance at the grocery store and have it be immediately understood that i want two or perhaps three of your fingers inside of me as i cling to your jacket for balance in the single-occupancy bathroom and muffle my moans into my fist

RAAAAAAH I LOVE THEM

“It’s impossible to write good comedy without offending some minority!”

“Um…

…are you…

…sure…

…about…

…that?” (The title for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is ironic, by the way. The show is a subversion of the stereotype).

When did Justin Bieber become the dude from the Princess Bride?

she's so fun to study

honestly, the best example of the mandela effect is the line hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, becuase i could have SWORN that it was part of canon. before i got into starkid i somehow knew that line, and swear that i read it in the goblet of fire or on pottermore or something, but i’ve read through everything possible and its just not there. ever.

there is this girl in my chorus class, and shes like a really weird harry potter purist, who at the mention of avpm told me that it ruined both harry potter and musicals (i don’t know either), and she refused to watch a minute of it. but when i said i was a hufflepuff what was the first thing she said?

HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS

I asked about it, and she told me she swore she read it in one of the books. when i told her it wasn’t, she was completely shocked and googled the line, and was shook when all that came up was avpm stuff. she told me she had never seen the gif before either.

in conclusion, everyone managed to learn this line and no one knows what happened. thank you for coming to my TED talk

Benjamin & Miriam In Season 2

Born to be a princess stuck in a tower waiting for a sweet (lesbian) knight to save them, forced to work :/

MY KINK IS KARMA Chappell Roan

RAAAAAAH I LOVE THEM