This Reddit Post Is So Good.

It's so cute when a shy subs tries to tell their dom what they want them to do to them because they just turn into a stuttering mess and can't even look in their doms eyes but they can feel their doms eyes on them, and it just makes butterflies filutter their soft wings in their tummy, but their dom knows exactly what their subs wants but play dumb since they want to hear their sub say their stluttiest fantasies

By Czech writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

Rest in power, Andre Braugher (1962-2023)

I don’t mind being alone. I just don’t want to be insignificant.

Susie Myerson, Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

so tonight im working super late at an adults-only event at the zoo where it’s basically endless beer and wine tasting and then wandering around the zoo at night. Keepers mainly sit around then we just take turns going up for a circuit through our areas and let me tell you as the night has gone on things have gotten more entertaining. So far I have seen: -A group of drunk girls legit crying in front of the puffin exhibit because they’re Too Cute -A dude pointed at a vacant eyed, open mouthed, coldwater fish and, completely deadpan, turned to his friend and went “it’s you” -overheard a very serious debate on whether or not sea turtles sleep (”Ted you fucking moron everything fuckin sleeps jesus christ” -A girl stroking her hand back and forth on the glass in front of a chillin Amazon cichlid (idk what part ok freshwater exhibits aint my thing) cooing “It’s just so pretty I want to be it’s friend” -A man enthusiastically singing a ballad in front of the aquarium with some grand drunk improv like one standout line was “What we doin at the zoOOOoooOOooo? We drinkin a breeEWWWwwwwwwwww!”

Hayley via Twitter

so, i live on  the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.

so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!

On the topic that I just noticed blown up...

So apparently this hatemonger is an actual person, but I choose to still hope she is not real.

Why?

Because we, as a human race, have much to fear if we can produce someone so inherently hateful, they feel as though it is their solemn duty to destroy people and they have nothing to lose in this pursuit.

Against someone like this, how can we fight? How far can we go in our own defence before we are the villains? Is institutionalisation an option, and if so, is it a fair one?

I know there are some of you scoffing at the idea of fairness when dealing with such a person, but in dealing with villains, demons, any of the world’s evils, we need to police ourselves lest we join their ranks.

They have tried to silence her internet presence, but in doing so, have blown it up. They are rallying to shut her down, but tagging her name on this post, I am putting my own self at risk of exposure. ( I will do so, but only because I am stubborn and wreckless) Put her under house arrest, take away her internet? She will get through, somehow. Whatever solution we put out there, she will find a way to circumvent it.

It is the people who scream the loudest who get the most attention, and she’s getting you, me, all of us, to scream for her, and that terrifies me, because this person has such disregard for humanity, not much unlike another German who has plagued our world’s history.

So yes, I will sit here, wishing, hoping, praying to the universe that this person is just a troll, because unlike the things under our beds and in our closets when we were children, this is one monster that can hurt us.

Source: The Butch/Femme Photo Project , by Wendi Kali

Mother Lyonne