You Can Occupy My Every Sigh

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“You’re so great, Marceline, someone else would definitely find you and take care of you. Maybe even someone rich! You’d be living in a castle with food, and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need.”

"As for me... uh..."

I’m not okay.

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“It’s impossible to write good comedy without offending some minority!”

“Um…

…are you…

…sure…

…about…

…that?” (The title for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is ironic, by the way. The show is a subversion of the stereotype).

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

So I had an epiphany in the middle of the night…

And while we're at it. I also want to rent a cute little beach house with the love of my life. (Maybe we just got married) And spend a whole month there completely naked. Sunbathing. Fucking. Making love. Skinny dipping. Making popsicles and lemonade. Just kissing each other's skin. I want to never wear shoes and have the top of my bikinis hang from the railing of our balcony. And I want to nap in one of those beds with the white linen bed sheets and be woken up by their hands roaming my body. Cause I'm naked. All.the.time.

Oh she’s everything

The importance of boycotting

Keep this in mind for all boycotting. From doing it for Palestine to DR Congo to whoever else needs our support.

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