I Go To The Grocery Store, Heading Straight For The Dairy Section. Positioning Myself In The Middle Of

The early bird gets the

JordBallata's fetish art of cartoon characters mid-spin. conceptually pure

i wanna steal my friend’s cat she’s so cute

If I hear “I’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

teachers/professors who give homework over breaks, i hope your coffee burns your tongue a little bit in the morning so that for the rest of your day your mouth feels slightly off

Every opinion you see about spiders is either love them or hate them because those of us who generally don’t think about spiders aren’t thinking about spiders

*remembers*

*gets sick to my stomach*

OMG MY DOG IS MAKING NOISES WHILE HE SLEEPS AND ITS MELTING MY HEART HES SO CUTEEEEEEEE

guys are we ready for another record breaking summer 🥳🥳🥳