What Is A Horse? Nobody Knows

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Thank you!!! I love ur username too!!!

love the bene gesserit. they're out there girlboss gatekeep gaslighting for 90 generations, perfectly and meticulously masterminding every political player of the universe into sexy times to create the Ultimate Manwhore and after ALL OF THAT. ALLLL OF THAT?

Dune timeline hits. we're here! we've done it! Our two greatest prospects!! Kwisatz Haderach! At last! And it's just fucking Kinky and Twinky over here like oh ok nice going I guess

i would like to formally declare that geta and caracalla cannot be villains because:

big brown doe eyes (geta)

malewife tendencies (caracalla)

poor baby has syphilis (caracalla)

poor baby has to babysit and share his empire with his brother who has syphilis (geta)

slutty (both)

would kill for the people they love, even if that includes killing the people they love (both)

sexually non-discriminatory (definitely caracalla, but probably both if we’re being honest)

single dad to a very adorable monkey (caracalla)

single dad to his sick brother (geta)

big fans of watching sweaty men go at it in a huge arena (both)

just wants everyone to acknowledge his pretty rings (geta)

hot as fuck, but in a menacing kind of way (geta)

brothers by chance, besties by choice (both)

girls emperors just wanna have fun (both)

confused as to why everyone doesn’t love them as much as they love themselves, and also incredibly hurt by that fact (both)

first people to ever celebrate brat summer (both)

king of having homoerotic tension with people who genuinely hate him and want to see him dead (geta)

adorably excitable, especially when bloodshed occurs, but like, hey, we all have our quirks (both)

big himbo-in-denial energy, doesn’t know poetry, but pretends he’s still very smart boy, very brilliant emperor (geta)

they’ll work it out in the remix (both)

Dune part 2 dashboard simulator

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hey guys just a heads up (literally for you guys I'm fighting lololol) (I'm going to behead you) (I promise) (:3) my uncle says I'm not allowed to have a party as wild as last year, so no blood sacrifices this time :(

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do it anyway lol

#a third "atredies" has entered the arena #we only have enough drugs for two lol #might just blame it on the Baron #fingers crossed it works

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Istg if the new reverend mother brings her weird musty son to this place I might actually quit.

#fr he looks like he eats them

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I hate arakkis. I've told my father that I hate arakkis so many times. But guess where we're going on holiday??? A-FUCKING-RAKKIS

Istg it's actually child abuse at this point.

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maybe you should just give it back to us lmao

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why is that bald freak kinda...

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does anyone know if they do baja blast in South Arrakis? craving some rn

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I know a place dw

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MOM WTF I ALMOST DIED

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He almost died! AS WRITTEN!!!!!!

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Guys I'm 90% that My Spice-Fuelled Romance is going to release a new album this year.

Proof:

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Am I not good enough for you??

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honey, all we asked you to do was the gom jabar, and you ended up getting. impregnated by that measly, vile, and absolutely disgusting freak.

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Omg I'm going to be a dad??? :D

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erm what the sigma

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MOM HOW DOES SHE HAVE TUMBLR SHES INSIDE OF YOU??

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It's the way

#as written

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riding a sandworm with my bf <333

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ilysm ♡♡♡

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damn where's your weird cannibal club when you need them

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Caesar on a TV Screen by The Last Dinner Party is so Oliver Quick coded I'm going to combust

"but if you're immortal you will have to live forever-" SHUT UP THATS THE POINT!

I will get to live forever and see comets live and die as they whirl past us. I will get to see the faces of old friends in their great-great-however many grandchildren. I will get to see species evolve and grow, I will get to see billions of sunrises and sunsets. I will get to climb mountains and learn instruments and the cultures surrounding them. I will get to learn every language.

Immortality is not about the things you think you need to accomplish. It's about the beautiful things you get to bear witness to.

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I got tired and went onto photoshop and my friend told me to post what I made so

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice

The eyes of eeeee bad!

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen and Gurney Halleck find themselves unlikely allies