$220/$800

HAPPY late BIRTHDAY DECEIT 

now time for snake puns

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.

Looks like they boa cons tricked her.

What is a snake’s favorite dance?

The Mamba.

What did the snake give to his S/O?

A goodnight hiss

Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?

Because he wanted his diamondback

What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?

A pythong.

What do you call a snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

the countdown writers/artists shouldve given donna, kyle, and jason matching starry costumes 

Anybody else remember this commercial? It used to always be on Cartoon Network at night.

god i need these so bad

hell,, hell fire

12th June 2016 - 5 years ago today 💔🏳️‍🌈

Who has the time for this

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Ya know what I'm not even mad

@richie8eddie

oh good lord 😦

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