Please Wait. Help Is On The Way.

I have decided i am reviving my dsmp phase, it always has been here but like, i knew it was cringe so i iust didnt talk abt it a lot, but ive had my fricking lmanburg flag hung up for years, its been with me since i first got it, no matter where i moved, dsmp was a big part of me AND NOWWWW i can actually draw it 😈 but yeah it rly doesnt matter who u ship as long as its not morally wrong, c!beeduo is rly not that bad because we arent shipping them as people 🤷‍♂️

it’s 2025 and we’re still dsmp fans. so if you’re still fighting for your life telling people they aren’t allowed to ship c!beeduo you probably need to be institutionalized at this point and definitely need to be told you’re picking the dumbest battles this circus of a fandom has to offer.

this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

MOREEEE

Why did you beat me with a belt

what you talking about i wasnt even around bro i was getting the milk

i’m home alone for a week yk what this means?

going for a walk and going home any time i want?

wrong! KILLING MYSELF

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

this is it thats their relationship.

intrusive thoughts

fire (dont support him but i miss him bro😞)

GUYS WILBUR IS BACK AND HE IS ROCKING HE'S NEW SWEATER LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

TELL UR FRIENDS YALLLL

mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* 

 me: ?? best friends???? forever??

this is Terra

A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.