Beating Back The Mental Illness Allegations By Lying

YEAH LANDON SOMEONE WANTS TO READ IT I DO I DO *raises hand aggressively*

"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.

I promise someone wants to read it.

Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender

omg yes i need that so bad😭

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

see guys i feel like ford IS aroace, because like.. yeah, duh, obvious reasons, and also bill traumatized him, and thats wHY I THINK(under the cut)

Ford and Fiddleford dont get together/back together in old age, but they DID date during college and broke up when they graduated(on mutual terms) then ford calls him to gravity falls, and they slowly get back into their relationship, and bill tries very hard to manipulate Ford out of his relationship, and near the part where Fiddleford gets into the portal, they are split up. Idk if this is making any sense but its my brain guys so >:) i can basically do what i want.

"And you were walking down the aisles

And I was sitting in the pews

And I was staring at the ceiling because I can’t stare at you" -McCafferty By McCafferty

its so them and AAAAAAA GUESS WHOS CRYING BEEIAHWKWBDKWE

Dearly Beloved

gang i wanna make a piglin oc now... the minecraft fandom of tumblr has made me aware of the possibilities

This is your sign to personalize your piglin ocs, this is your sign to take inspiration from different kinds of pigs when you draw piglins, and by god this is your sign to draw PIGlins with FAT AND MUSCLE. You hear me? FAT. MUSCLE. FAT. OKAY? Give that piglin a double chin at least rn or so help me

wow i got back i to gravity falls RIGHT before the new book comes out 😨 im just so cool like that bro, its a sign.

azumarill :3

Some fiddauthor drawings and just drawing them :3 the anatomy is so bad but its fine :3

i have some more ill post later :3