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Gimme your Fiddleford headcanons?

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omg omg omg 😨 okay first off:

1) he has freckles, cuz i need him to

2) hes actually not that much of a scardy cat, mainly nervous, and hes like stupid af

3) he was homeschooled untill college

4) he was big on rodeo, and was like rly good at it

5) even tho hes rly slim hes muscular, and like JACKED lol

6) i used to headcanon he was trans ftm but i dont rly like it anymore, sometimes i do just cuz i feel like it fits him, but other times i just dont feel like it lmfao 😭

7) obviously ship fiddauthor and they are cutie patootie, literally brokeback mountain

he wears a cowboy hat and boots always cuz he can

he also walks around holding his buckle

hes tanner than ford but still kinda pale

hes slightly redheaded, like strawberry dirty blonde

he does makeup in his spare time, and likes wearing long older skirts

after he goes into the portal, he erases his memory of ford all together, but sometimes when he sees certain things (stan specifically, but other things apply, like things that remind him of ford) little flashes of college come back to him, but nothing of the cabin

fidds never wanted a wife to begin with, he was just scared of what the world would think, two scientists, living alone together, with no partners (except themselves if ykwim 😏)

he worries ford lost all feelings between college and when he moves into the cabin

he sees ford a lot in Tate

i feel like him and tate would be rly close, until he goes like fully insane yk

when i do thi k hes trans, i feel like he struggles a lot with self worth, and thinks of himself less of a man if he loved ford

when bill possesses Ford, he tends to taunt Fidds, and it makes his insecurities of not being enough worse, and (i saw this in a fanfic) bill refers to him and fiddleford as "the wife and the mistress"

he is also extremely jealous of Bill, and bill would taunt him MORE with how ford loves him more, because, i mean fords made a whole room of worship for bill, not fiddleford

ywah :3 idk ive never been asked any headcanons before so if they are weird or anything or like 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ idk lol. anyways, if u(or anyone) have any specific questions or suggestions i love gravity falls(lowkey might make a comic or writing) just send an ask and i WILL respond :33 it makes me rly happy when people send me asks cuz i feel ✨recognized✨

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

br... brokeback mountain🥺 @behindscenes-identity its us

Something something… cowboys…

u just... u just layer up like 20 layers and go outside like a marshmellow and then waddle around like ducks and yap

hashtag small town things... we dont have a walmart.

i love winter sso much but trying to think of things to do with friendss during winter is the worst. do you want to come freeze to death outside with me

Humiliation for two male villains as they are forced to hold hands as a punishment for fighting

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

..... yeah💀😰

You like kissing nobody, don't you?

Who am I?

What am I worth?

Am I anything more than a toy to be used and thrown out?

Clown cars actually operate on two opposite sides of a bell curve - the most average-sized cars transporting a sensible amount of people are the least clown cars. So while the more famous type of clown car is the comically tiny vehicle that can fit an absurdly large amount of clowns inside, a huge fuck-off giant pavement princess ego truck that is only used for transporting the driver around is also a clown car.

literally bro like.. its funny but its still shit

why is everyone forgiving the minecraft movie it still looks like shit dont tell me the meme got to you are you seriously going to see this cash grab bullshit in theatres because hehehoho steve yearned for the mines????? hello????????