This Duck Better Not Let Me Down

My dad said he'd kick me into outer space, I said thank you cuz I can meet Obi-Wan Kenobi!

His response;

My dad: Hell no, Obi-Wan would say youre like Anakin and tell ya to get lost-

Me: Oh! So I'm like Anakin, huh? Am I gunna kill a whole bunch of younglings?

My dad: shut the fuck up

Me: Your not being very jedi like

My dad: Shut up, you're the one who's Anakin

I didnt know how to tell him I'm actually in love with Anakin but also want to be him... dear lord, my poor father

a bloodied axe is a normal and acceptable winter outfit accessory i think

I'm REALLY shit with words, okay? But what I want to say is, I'm glad my things are starting to change, hopefully they continue to do so. All of you, have a great day. Love you's🌈✌

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

Happy snowy season you hoes

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

“Police will not investigate due to lack of public interest”

What the actual FUCK

A bisexual vampire:: I'm P A L E, I'm always cold, I have two lil vampire teeth:)

lgbt folk! reblog this and tag it with what you identify as and what kind of monster you’d be (ex. I’d be a lesbian werewolf)

No cus I started singing just give me a reason by Pink

if one family member starts swinging WE ALL START SWINGING

So, it’s Pride now? Ok, I haven’t gotten all the flags done yet (I’ll post them when I do) but here’s the Pride flags with the Jedi symbol!

Happy Pride everyone!

Matt Dillon is older than my parents but I'd still fuck him

Reblog if you agree aye