You Are Never Alone

inspired by a friend misspeaking

Horse figure of the day: Meskebous Grey Horse

Pralieon oversaw the cookie nest production this afternoon and was pleased to report very high levels of choccy all around.

hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

one of the funniest things abt this white collar job so far is that i get to see how fucking long people take for the tiniest things. "please paste this text into a separate document and send it to me whenever you're able to this week" i mean shit, man, i know what it's like to take weeks for a 2 minute task, but that's wild even for my standards. like yeah i can probably find the time to press the copy and paste buttons sometime this week

hey it's me the eraserhead baby can i have $25

well fuck you *washes your iron pan with soap and removes the oil glazure*

more progress on bird toy...!