someone: omg wir suchen dich that kinda sounds like... no i shant say it...
person from germany: mein Gott. The Obscene Mind Of The American. there is Nothing funny about This. wir suchen dich is a normal Sentence and it means we are looking for you. this isnt funny. you think its funny because you dont know what it means you think it sounds like We Suckin Dick (Reference to Fellatio) when it is just a normal Sentence and it means we are looking for you. youre goofing around making a Fool of yourself when its Time to grow up and be serious. its Time to be serious. Nothing to laugh about in this wicked World.
"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to
people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
This frame is the funniest thing to me, everyone is just so tired of Charlie’s shit.
Neil probably wants to punch him in the face, Todd’s straight up exasperated, Meeks is pretending he isn’t there and Knox doesn’t even know what the fuck is going on anymore
Hey not to ruin anyone’s day but how long do you think Charlie stood by the edge of Todd’s bed, looking down at his peaceful sleeping form and steeling himself for the message he couldn’t delay forever? How long do you think he stood trying to give Todd just a little more time existing in a world that Neil was still in?
the academic trinity of “damn it, richard”
i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
born to yawp forced to yap
destined to carpe diem fated to yolo
intended to dead poets honor doomed to on my soul
the “perfect” time to write doesn’t exist. unless it’s 3am, you’re sleep-deprived, and you’ve had too much caffeine. then it’s perfect.