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random destiny with buzzfeed unsolved quotes (i think.)

crow:

the young wolf after any mission at this point:

lord shaxx:

cayde:

the young wolf @ eris:

titan hunter

eris @ cayde

the young wolf facing off with the 8th god of their toddler existence:

tintin’s phone

for my blaze post i wanted to share with the class this bit of forgotten history

if you’re a new tumblr user from tiktok or IG or something and only like posts and dont reblog them yeah people will think you’re a bot and block you but you will also make this website actively worse. they want “algorithmic” users like you, served recommended posts through likes, not people who just follow each other and respond to the direct chronological feed. there is a reason this website is still better than the rest, even with all its problems, do not ruin this

i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste

Heavy doing his taxes

new sound effects to replace the [BWAH] [BWAH] sound in tainted love:

[honk] [honk] (bicycle horn)

[honk] [honk] (seal)

[extremely loud explosion] [extremely loud explosion]

[bark] [bark]

gwa gwa

Hanna-barbera running sound effect

[dark souls 1 armour clank] [dark souls 1 armour clank]

[splortch] [splortch]

squeaky toy noises

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

kirby music

One punch man

me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources

I saw someone in the tags ask for this so here you go. Lance Reddick as Zavala reading the most hilariously wonderful monologue ever courtesy of twitter.

There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber

English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.

Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter

rogers

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

This is me

i dont know how ghosts work and i dont care

"SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS"