Is This Anything

[TADC Ep.3 Spoilers!!]

○ dementia dad Kinger lfg

○ Jax & Caine continuing to carry this show's humor on their backs

○ what was up with that... void mouth, anyway? was it like...hypnotic? or was that just Kinger being Kinger?

○ on the topic, put that fucking head monster back where it came from or so help me god

some things of note, about an hour in with just over 1000 lions gone:

○ Regirock and Spiritomb have both been placed in Superhell for their crimes (boosting with Curse incredibly quickly and becoming nigh untouchable, taking over 300 lions each, will have to figure out crits in a future update)

○ touching on the mechanics side of things;

• both Pokémon and Lions are at Lv.50 with no EVs and 15 IVs

• all Pokémon have the 4 moves they would know if found in the wild at L50, as accurate to their data in SV (all of em have movesets there lmao) -- the Lions are rolling with Double-Edge, Slash, Crunch & Rest

• speaking of Lions, they're typeless creatures with 93HP, 101Atk, 78Def, 98Sp.Atk, 73Sp.Def and 92Speed, but still get STAB on Normal moves because, in the words of one Hobie Brown, "I don't believe in consistency"

• this isn't conclusive yet, as while mons can boost their stats they can't drop theirs or their opponents, lions may need a moveset tweak so i won't have to murder Regirock, Spiritomb and any other smug Curse boosters, and quite a number of actually possibly good moves (CounterCoat, Transform, Super Fang & co, etc.) don't work yet

i'm gonna let the sim run while i sleep, feel free to ask questions if you actually find this

and if one more little bitch starts Curse steamrolling so help me Arceus i will

how can you tell i've gone insane? by the fact that i'm currently trying to measure 1B Lions v. Pokémon in 1v1 autobattles

alright, real last one for a while; this ended sooner than i thought

in total, 2201 lions were taken out with this first test

gonna make a new post when i'm ready to go with the next, hopefully more finalized test

how can you tell i've gone insane? by the fact that i'm currently trying to measure 1B Lions v. Pokémon in 1v1 autobattles

you say usable against its will but like hey at least it's not fucking reddit

figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever

for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:

https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]

remove the [brackets] when using it!

asking it to spell words with ASCII is even better lmaooo

ASCII art by chatbot

I've finally found it: a use for chatGPT that I find genuinely entertaining. I enjoy its ASCII art.

I think chatGPT's ASCII art is great. And so does chatGPT.

What's going on here? The chatbots are flailing. Their ASCII art is terrible, and their ratings are based on the way ratings should sound, not based on any capacity to judge the art quality.

Am I entertained? Okay, yes, fine. But it also goes to show how internet-trained chatbots are using common patterns rather than reality. No wonder they're lousy at playing search engine.

More examples, including from bing chat and google bard, at aiweirdness.com

I had a dream I was hugging Kieran from Pokémon.

10/10 would dream again.

Folks on this site are posting long-winded character analyses of some guy named “Silver” with zero context and I genuinely cannot tell whether they’re talking about Black Sails or Sonic the Hedgehog.

i still get this question to this day. asking for PERMISSION to draw my actual ROMAN EMPIRE. you sweet amazing individuals so. just to let people know

rb this if u are okay with people drawing your selfship!!! this post is their permission slip!!!

pr✧ship + variants dni...